May I pretty pls request headcanons for the high guard(before Megatron)? Starscream, Soundwave, and Shockwave?
𓆩༺High Guard Tkl Headcanons༻𓆪
~UUUUH ABSOLUTELY YES!!! These robots are probably one of my top three hyperfixations right now; I have SO many ideas! I’ve got stims for DAYS of their g1 voicelines. Thank you so much for this request, and I hope you Enjoy!~
🛦 Starscream 🩶
General:
Tell me Screamer doesn’t give lee-leaning switch vibes
That dramatic diva would love getting destroyed, though he isn’t above occasionally “disciplining” his guard.
He can and will deny the existence of tickling altogether if you try to squeeze either confession out of him. Good luck, soldier (-_-)ゝ
Lee:
These moods are harder to spot than a single bolt in a collapsing energon tunnel. He’s the distinguished leader of the High Guard, after all; it’s beneath him to crave such childish things.
However…
Sometimes, the cravings are just too persistent, too annoying to ignore; he’d be at a disadvantage in battles if he let the need fester. Or, at least, that’s what he tells himself.
After he finishes his little crisis, he’ll try to provoke one of the ‘Waves into tickling him. They’ve proven to be loyal enough, and they haven’t tried to kill him yet—checks all the boxes.
It’s not an exact science, though; bots don’t usually think of tickling their bosses, much less homicidal ones who rule through fearful respect. It works about 35% of the time, usually with Soundwave picking up on it and deciding to be a decent bot.
I’d say he’s pretty ticklish; he’s just gotten good at hiding it and suffering quietly. You have to force a genuine reaction out of him, but he’ll look like a kicked puppy if you stop before then; then he’ll scream and send you out on a full day’s scouting shift.
Worst spot would be his waist, specifically his hips. That snatched waist will be his downfall; it’s just too grabbable. Immediate target for anyone tickling him, and it kills him every time.
Melt spots are his big wings and upper chassis, specifically his pectorals. Get him on either of those spots, and he’ll become a big kitten.
His laugh is very pitchy; he sounds like a teen smack-dab in the middle of the voice-crack phase. Giggled threats, squeaks, squeals, and nasally laughter. If you go for a bad spot, he’s true to his nickname: Screamer.
SUCH a cuddle-bug after being wrecked. If you comment on it, he might bite you, but he loves to just be held for a bit before going back to being the fearsome leader of the High Guard.
Ler:
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, SAVE YOURSELF—
He’s a VERY evil ler: flustering teases, death spot attacks, smug comments, no escaping whatsoever.
You really can’t run from him. He’s a jet, and he’s been training for years to push himself to tip-top speeds. Good luck dude.
He can and will torment you with the same teases that overheat him; man CANNOT take what he dishes out, but “consequences are for cowards.” (He always regrets saying that.)
“What’s wrong, runt? Does this tickle? How unfortunate for you.”
“Ah, yes, insanity and helplessness; music to my audio receptors. Which spot made you scream again?”
“I’m barely touching you. How do you expect to rise in the ranks if you can’t even handle a little scribbling?”
Not the worst at aftercare, but you’re gonna have to spell some things out for him. You’ll get an energon cube, whether your body is made to ingest them or not. He’ll stay with you until you recover, but after that, you’d best keep your mouth shut about the whole ordeal.
📼Soundwave💙
General:
Okay quiet boy here is a solid ler.
Aside from the fact that he doesn’t like to laugh or speak much, he simply prefers to tickle others. If he can keep some of the other guard members happy, he’s accomplished something.
(I wish he had his recordicons in the movie; I have so many ideas 😞)
Ler:
He gets ler moods every so often, though he usually tickles bots to cheer them up or fix their moods.
Someone is sad about a guard member who got injured? Gentle tickles to make them smile.
Starscream is being more of an arrogant showboat than normal? Yeah, waist tickles to take him down a peg.
Shockwave has been cooped up in his lab for Primus-knows-how-long? Yeah, tickles to force him to intake some energon and recharge.
Now, Soundwave is VERY respectful of people’s wishes. If they want him to frag off, he’ll leave them be. If they tap out, he immediately stops.
On the flip side, if you don’t stop him, he WILL wreck you into oblivion. It all depends on what you want
I feel like he’d use short, teasy observations to make his lees blush. Just something to fluster them and get them squeaking.
“Ticklish one: adorable.”
“Commencing stomach analysis… Results: conclusive. Very ticklish.”
“Laughter: changes pitch frequently. Claw tickles exemplify this quite nicely.”
“Hmm… Tickle. Ticklish. Tickl— Ah, my observation is correct: the word makes things tickle more.”
Absolutely ZERO issues with saying the t-word. If you can’t handle hearing it… well, it was nice knowing you.
So…we know how he can blast out sound waves, right? I’d bet if he did that on a MUCH lower setting, it’d tickle like crazy.
All the effects of a massager, in as wide of a range as he feels like pushing out. Could be your entire body, one spot, multiple different ones…
The possibilities are endless, my friends.
Amazing with aftercare. He’ll give you hugs and headpats, bring you energon or food (depending on which you need), and tell you how well you did. Lots of love from the quiet one 💙
💡Shockwave💜
General:
This brat feels like a 50/50 switch to me.
Like, he gives me SUCH lee vibes, but you can’t deny that he’d wreck a bot when the opportunity presents itself.
Chaos boi energy by beloved 💜
Lee:
He absolutely refuses to admit that he’s ticklish. Does he want to be wrecked? Absolutely. Would just a few simple pokes make his entire orbital cycle? No doubt about it, yeah. So, how does he respond when asked if he’s ticklish?
“Uh, no. Only weak scrap-bots are ticklish. Now, get back to work before I introduce you to Primus!”
Ya know, like a smart bot.
Only Soundwave and Starscream have the lugnuts to try him after he says that. The moment the tickling actually begins, his fight seems to just evaporate into thin air.
I feel like his little eye-light flickers when he’s getting wrecked to pieces. Sort of like a smile for him ✨
His laugh is really boyish and joyful when you really get him. Just imagine a six-year-old laughing his aft off.
Shockwave generally isn’t that ticklish; only certain spots get him screaming. You either have to know exactly where you need to strike, have him restrained, or be quick enough to find one before he kills you. Speaking of which…
Worst spots are his blaster hand and side plating. All it takes are some light scribbles on either spot to make him flail and lose his processor functions.
Melt spot would have to be his finials. You can’t tell me those big ol’ things wouldn’t be ticklish. He’d lean right into it and close his optics, mumbling something about “needing to recharge, no other reason…”
Ler:
SUCH a smug aft-hole of a ler.
He’s such a brat in the movie; you can’t tell me he wouldn’t carry that over to wrecking his fellow guard members.
Shockwave doesn’t really need a reason to wreck someone; he won’t even attempt an excuse. He’s just gone up to random guard members he was close with and attacked.
Not to say he’s disrespectful. If you seriously don’t want him to tickle you, he’ll begrudgingly back off. He’ll whine, of course, but he won’t push.
When he does attack, he’s a rapid-fire kinda bot. Get every spot he can think of, see which makes you laugh loudest, and THEN focus in.
Plus, all the teases he knows will get to you. He’s a bit of a jerk about it, but lucky for you, it’s easy to get revenge.
“I had no idea you were this weak. How have you survived this long?”
“You’re laughing so loudly. Think I’m gonna need to get my audio receptors checked after this.”
“Imagine if our enemies found out about this. You’d be down in seconds!”
“It tickles? No scrap. That’s the whole point of tickling you.”
Despite all his smug talk and bravado, he’s pretty good at aftercare.
Big ol’ hugs, cuddles if you’re up for it, energon or water and snacks, and maybe even some science rambling if you just want some white noise. He’s a softie afterwards, though only when it’s just you two.