#swording

[finnlongman]

Looking for sword pictures and managed to find two! February 2016 and... May or June 2016? Honestly, given that these pictures are probably less than four months apart, it’s WILD how different I look.

Pic 1: innocent, just excited to have been given a sword, might stab you but it probably won’t hurt that much

Pic 2: has just learned how to hit you in the face with the pommel of a longsword and has no regrets

[crosaidi]

❝ How did you learn swording? Those things you do with the sword. It looks tricky. ❞ from Thamior🌼 (BG3 verse!) @mahawllan

The paladin can't help but snort a laugh; he shakes his head as though to dispell the indignity of humor, but it doesn't quite work. " Swording, " he echoes. " Bloody hells. "

That's not his only answer, though, it's plain: even though he lets the thought linger a little overlong, lets silence stretch while he thinks how much he wants to say. " Story like most others. Was a boy who had it in his head he'd make somethin' of hisself. " The half-elven shrugs, loosely. " Fifteen, sixteen summers b'hind me when I joined th'militia, an' later swore an oath. Don't do much special aside from hit shit where it hurts. "

Of course, that's not quite true, either; he once was more, before —— before everything that came before this, came before this parasite lodged in his skull. It leaves a sour taste, but he won't get into that.

Still: he casts a skeptical eye. He knows battle scars where he sees them. " Y'don't look like yer so unfamiliar yerself. Swording, eh. "

[themotleygeek]

A look back at the beginning of an obsession. Caption from 6 Years ago - “One handed Norman Sword” #TheMotleyGeek #Medieval #MedievalTimes #MedievalWorld #MedievalGeek #Sword #NormanSword #OneHandedSword #Swording #FireplaceMantel #obsession

[logarto]

aveline trying to train mage hawke and apostate friends the basics of swordfare so they can defend themselves just in case is v funny to me

[eastasianstudiestumbl]

Omg. At first I was mad but then I wasn't: Twitter is being too rad right now. When I saw my tweet I was like great job sausage fingers with a wild unwanted emoji. But yes. Fun fact: The majestic film buff amongst us on here may already know this tantalizing tid bit so this is probably not the post you are looking for ... But Jidaimono (時代物) is a a drama genre that focuses on really bad ass historical samurai battles which Star Wars borrows from which is how they came up with the word Jedi in the first place. So if that's a little apple coring because you have no reference it's like Masterpiece Theatre but real. So picture Pride and Prejudice as actually happening. Then with Mr. Darcy swording around and probably dispensing Wickham with some swift justice to say the least. Actually I think the Internet should make that happen. 10 out of 10 would watch. Hope this May the Fourth finds all you Jedis in good spirits.

[sadlivesinradtimes]

This is my morning so far. #swording @jayswag94 @bass_panda

[leavemealonetoread]

I caught 3 seconds of Michonne during the 9pm airing of The Walking Dead (OMG SWORD is it too much to ask to see more of a blade-wielding woman?). Is she one of those characters in a show that will require me to pay serious attention if I want to see her?

I do not care about Norman Reedus okay.