#system funny

[roygbivsystem]

Nightly routine

Split

Panic about "too many alters"

mental breakdown

repeat

[horrorific-emotions-collective]

(talking to our best friend who is a sys)

Mikikyu: It's like gambling talking to me!

Quackity: DID SOMEONE SAY GAMBLING

Mikikyu: LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰🎲💰💸💲🪙💵💶💷💴💳🤑

(Says the "Aw dang it" sound 50 times)

[intothepineforest]

How do you say “Pro-Endo”?

Pro. Endo. (Duh, it’s two words)

PRENDO!

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Voting ended onAug 11, 2024

[skiesofkenopsiasystem]

Okay, so this happened a couple of days ago, but:

Me: *Sharing a picture of Dan Heng because god do I love this dragon man*

My friend, who doesn't know I'm plural: OI! Dan Heng is mine!

Also me, slowly turning to look at Dan Heng who was co-fronting with me at that very moment: So... How do we tell her?

— The Kid

[bean-system]

Me: my amnesia isn’t that bad

Also me: tells my friends the same story I’ve told them several times, fully thinking I’d never told them.

Based on true events

[trustmeimadoctor]

We may have just fucked with some dude who has been calling us for weeks. We keep trying to tell him that We don't know him. He acts like he accepts it and moves on. But he still keeps calling. Twice so far and it's almost 2:30 in the morning. Then started texting. Apologized but then asked if we worked together and that he doesn't know who he's calling. So We asked him to clarify. "Worked together in what capacity?" "We suffer from occasional amnesia." "Who are you looking for?" (implying We are many)... Now dude won't stop texting us! He's texted us five times since starting this post! Wtf?! 😅

[roygbivsystem]

DUDE WHY IS BILL IN DIPPERS BODY SO SYSTEM CODED???

"Haha pain is hilarious!"

"welcome to the mindscape kid without a body your basically a ghost!"

"but how can u stop me when u dont exist?"

"woah two eyes? this things deluxe!"

"AHHH body spasms!!!!"