#t: patrick

[hunterclaringtn]

TEXT 📲 PATRICK & HUNTER

HUNTER: Please tell me she's ISN'T pregnant.

HUNTER: because, It's honestly the only plausible conclusion to why you're engaged, and why I had to find out about your engagement in the local gazette?

HUNTER: Please tell me she isn't pregnant, because that borderline tacky little brother,

[ffsfuckerman]

TEXT 📲  PATRICK & THEO

THEO: hello, 999!! EMERGENCY

THEO: there’s a handsome guy in my house.

THEO: wait a second, cancel that. It’s only me 😏😏😏

[hunterclaringtn]

TEXT 📩 HUNTER & PATTY.

H: Would it be alight, If I crash on your couch for a few days?

H: a yes or no answer will suffice, I don't need your smart ass remarks.

[cassie-archive-blog]

TEXT 📩 PASSIE 👫🎬

CASSIE: Why were there people at your party that I didn't know and do you know the name of the guy I left with?

CASSIE: I'm asking so I can make sure I block him from all social media before he gets a chance to even try to find me.

[cassie-archive-blog]

TEXT MESSAGES 📲 PASSIE.

Cassie: Dude, what's going on with your crazy girlfriend? Penny half filled me in, but I still don't get it. What kind of voodoo spell does she have on you that you're still with her?

[kendallsanderson-blog]

text → elliot, patrick

Kendall: SOS

Kendall: Vampiric backup required.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Text // Patrick

Alice: I accept your message in my yearbook as being JUST heartfelt enough. You don't have to redo it.

[matildafh-blog]

Text || Patricio

Matt: I was just as shocked as you were.