#t:chat

[incorrectpsychquotes]

Gus: What are you doing?

Shawn: Making chocolate milk. You want some?

Gus: No thanks, I'm 29.

[incorrectpsychquotes]

[when pregnant Marlowe comes to visit the station]

Carlton: Also keep Gus away from her.

Shawn: Really? Why?

Carlton: He's always weird around her and it stresses her out. She says he reminds her of those judgmental trees from Lord of The Rings.

Shawn: (scoffs) They're called Ents, get a life, dweeb.

[ofreclusion]

@theolderstilinskibrother

          “Yo, what took you so long to get             home? I brought you dinner but             it’s probably cold by now.”

            He doesn’t even bother addressing             the fact that he broke into the other’s             home.

[ofreclusion]

@sanityleavesme ║✗

         “I was STARTLED. That curbside startled me.           You tryin’a say you wouldn’t cuss if you were           the one tripping?”

[ofreclusion]

          “Happy Turkey day. I brought             food goodies.”

[ofreclusion]

@txkeyouout

          “—You know that really douchey guy in our           grade that’s like obsessed with his hair? Kyle?           Ran into him at a party last night and he was           passed out. So I shaved at least half his hair           off. I heard he cried over it.”

[ofreclusion]

@wailingxqueenx​

          “—Hey, there you are. I’ve been looking all over            the school for you. I’ve got a favor to ask you.”

[ofreclusion]

@hisevolution

          “——Um, who exactly are you            and why are you in my house?”