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[westofavery-blog]

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Avery: hey asswipe

Avery: i'll give you 30 bucks if you leave a bottle of the strongest booze you can get your hands on outside of my door

[dylanspickles-blog]

riosmythe:

I had some bags to pick up, he helped me carry them up to my room. His name is Francis. His eyebrow game is on point.

Did you smash?

[greateststarrachel]

I got the part!

First, allow me to take a moment to get any of you who may be behind on the life and successes of Rachel Berry up to speed; the writer and director of an independent film just called to let me know that he loved my audition and that I’ll be his leading lady. I’m so excited!! 

[thefuckmichael-blog]

Congratulations, Rachel. 

I knew you could do it.

[ravenclawjamie-blog]

I don’t understand the phrase, “do you wear the pants” or “who wears the pants in this relationship”. Maybe dude wants to wear a skirt because he has great legs. maybe she hates her calves. I don’t know, man. If I’m in a relationship, I’m not wearing pants. Seems like legit stupid shit to worry about when you should just not be clothed anyway.

[thefuckmichael-blog]

You’re adorable.

[istaylor-blog]

How adorable.

[istaylor-blog]

eliseharcourt replied to your photo:

She’s an asshole.

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z-anders replied to your post:

Why is your best friend your best friend?

You’re not secretly fucking, are you? I’m not saying that’s a bad thing- it’s actually a good thing. Son of a bitch needs to get laid, honestly.

Does it seem like we’re secretly fucking? Because everyone seems to think this.

[chriiistiaaan]

cartermeetsworld replied to your post:

Would you rather make out with Carter or Blaine?

I’ve been chosen by default. I am definitely more than a little hurt.

To be honest, I probably would have chosen you anyway. So no tears or any shit of the like.

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saltysweetblaine replied to your post:did you know incest is a sin

Charming as ever.