#tabletop adventures

[sovenasark]

Adventures of Yell and friends

[rubiscothegeek]

This is reminding me of the time my party tried to sneak backstage at a theatre that had links to shady business.

Except our distraction ended up actually burning the theatre down.

[darkelfdice]

Glow-in-the-Dark d100s. Good for providing a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out... Also good for night golfing :)

[muplakuovi]

God fucking dammit I love DMing

The party finds a couple of rowboats to take them to the middle of the lake they’re been trying to reach for a couple of sessions now.

The rogue decides it’s time for some impromptu sea shanties. The rest of the party joins in, everyone rolling 14+ for their performance check. They might be starting a band once this gig is over.

What’s that in the water swimming towards us?

In a situation weirdly reminiscent of The Defense of the Sampo, the party tries to row away from the thing chasing them while taking pot shots at it.

It’s a sea serpent.

The cleric gets swallowed whole by the sea serpent during the second round.

The chaos mage turns the sea serpent into an elven princess. While the cleric is still inside the serpent.

Profit

[community-theatre]

since my newest character is so boring that there's really no point in writing out a backstory for him (by design), i'm making a very short web-based horror game about him instead

[briefnightruins]

If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 6: Tabletop Adventures

These peeps are criminally underrated 

[eyeteethmonster]

Some of My Favorite Things

From my weekly campaign of Werewolf: The Apocalypse with my friends

Campaign: The Remedy

Dungeonmaster/Storyteller: 

@myymsie (And also @rhilyn from time-to-time)

Players

The Child of Gaia Ragabash Metis ALPHA of the pack: Bringer of lemons, herder of cats, cosplaying nerd-child, Disney prince complete with magical flute, without whom this pack would be a fucking wreck...Rhilyn (Played by @rhilyn )

Giant Lupus-Born Black Fury Biker Babe whose motorcycle is possessed by a storm spirit. Who feels many emotions but cannot express a single one of them. Who is subtle as a brick and loves watching human television and chasing rabbits...Ed (Played by @anouroboros )

Bespoke Glasswalker Philodox Werewolf Batman, whose cleverness and etiquette-savvy ways are matched only by his abject horror for the very notion of getting mud on his suit. Who decided the best thing to do with the gift of being a werewolf was to become a goddamned vigilante superhero...Feng (Played by @keytar-hero )

Couch-surfing Nuwisha who likes to pretend he’s a dog of a different sort, looks at things with a slightly cockeyed stare, and really likes ravens and cowboy paraphernalia...Lalit (Played by yours truly)

THE ADVENTURES, PRESENTED BRIEF AND WITHOUT CONTEXT

Rescued a kinfolk woman obsessed with Vampires who happened to be named “Anne Weiss”

A town full of Bobbys

Snuck into a music festival and set fire to the stage

Met Buffy the Everything Slayer

Trapped a child in a Pokeball

Represented/Impersonated the Vampire Ghoul Union

Elbow-dropped a Fomori, and promptly became sad.

Chased a dog star in space.

Danced with the Sun. Sang to the Moon.

Witnessed a scheduled plane crash into the middle of a city and proceeded to get into a car chase with many explosions.

Did a Fusion Dance

Jedi-Mind-Tricked a motorbike

“Palm Pilot”

Found the One Shiny Ring in a tree.

Got lost in a bog for a while and played in the mud.

Became “Knife Wolf”

Told a Wendigo to Stop Stinking and Succeeded

Ate an Enormous Lunch.

Smoked really good weed and saw the First Metis

“Hey who is your main in Smash Bros?”

Acquired a Cowboy Hat

Went hunting vampires, found an Angel/Demon instead. Pantsed said Angel/Demon and got Crucio Cursed.

Watched our Alpha DIE, then found them later in a fire. Literally. They were the fire. Pulled some goddamned Phoenix shit.

"Batman doesn't find himself in the swamps of Virginia that often."

Had to confess Our Secrets™

“Capitalism is a disease and its killing the world.” “So let’s be socialists.”

Laughed. Cried. And threw around the phrase “I hate you” with great endearment.

And we’re not even done yet.

[natjennie]

this is my official plea to all of you to watch tabletop adventures:

you’ve got lailia meliamne, wood elf druid, badass, canon lesbian, “I summon eight panthers” “these bears know trigonometry” I’m in love with her,

next is pervince tosscobble, halfling bard, adorable little goofball, wants to be a hero so bad, “I talk to the moss”, basically frodo, i love him so much,

then you’ve got andry highhill, halfling rogue, short stealthy and ready to stab you in the back, “I break open the barrel and scream MURDER” I love her so so so much

and hogger, half orc fighter, gets the party in so much trouble every time, no think just great axe, “I cut off my own hand” “I’ll die before I give up killing” I love him !!!!

and everybody agrees lailia and andry “you’re not my type.. maybe I can make an exception” and hogger and pervince “I’ll keep you warm” are in love.

it’s so so so hilarious and never goes the way you think, a la “I summon eight panthers” and “I cut off my own hand” and also the dm: “never. not once. in the history of this show. have things gone the way I thought they were going to”

and! “we’re the only people, in this plane or any other, that any of us has any more!” cleave my heart in twain.

anyway I’m gay and love tta and you should too