02:17 am - nct 127
-> taeil x gf! reader (suggestive content)
-> crack, suggestive
-> w: making out, cursing, the members and reader are very drunk (alcohol consumption), injury (reader hits her head)
-> a/n: a blurb for while you wait for come on mess me up! also please drink responsibly— no matter if you’re drinking with people you trust, like your friends or family, or on your own. I am so sorry i have nothing better to do with my life since my exams are over-
“You guys…” you mumbled, one hand sliding over your chest. “You guys, I think I have three tits.” Johnny looked over at you, a dazed look on his face. His mouth was hanging open slightly but he gave no response to your sudden discovery.
“Ha! I doubt it.” Haechan snorted, staring down at his phone, tapping away at the game on his screen.
“Imagine the power of three boobs.” Taeyong muttered from beside you.
“Imagine the power of four.” Jungwoo said. “Fuck those all day.” He mumbled, turning on his side and shutting his eyes.
“You guys, I really think I have three boobs.” You moaned, tears welling up in your eyes. “Where did it come from?”
“Your boobies fell in love and had a baby booby… duh.” Yuta said. “Dude, why are you crying? I literally just told you a love story.” The older boy turned his head to the left, where a boy had his head in the palms of his hands, sobbing softly.
“Cause she’s crying.” Mark sniffled.
The whines and sobs coming from the two of you only grew louder as you heard one another cry.
“Where is my boyfriend?” You thrashed around on the floor.
“Someone get her her boyfriend!” Mark screeched, tears streaming down his face.
“What is going on?” Taeil’s voice entered the room. Seeing as he had just got home, Taeil turned to Doyoung, who is normally the sober one, but today he just slurred his words and fell into Johnny’s lap.
With a gasp, you scrambled up from the floor and risked getting carpet burn as you quickly dragged your bare feet to get to the man standing in the doorway.
“Babe,” you grabbed his wrist and put it to your chest. “I have to tell you something.”
“Why are you crying?” He asked you, putting his free hand on your tear stained cheek. “Why is she crying?”
“Your girlfriend has three titties!” Jaehyun yelled, holding a glass bottle in the air, a gold liquid sloshing around at the bottom.
Taeil let out a noise of confusion and looked back to you, who was nodding.
“It’s true.” You said. “I-it’s right here a-and it’s hard— see look!” You pressed the man’s hand harder into your chest.
You were right, there was something hard in the valley of your breasts, but Taeil didn’t think it was a third boob. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you.”
“It’s okay baby, but can I ask you a question?”
“Yes, of course.” You gripped on to his hand tightly. Taeil smiled and squeezed back softly.
The man leaned in and whispered, “Can I touch you?” You gasped lightly, pulling away only to giggle, your face scrunching up.
“Not in front of your friends.” A sheepish smile graced your lips and you smacked him in the chest lightly. “Let’s go to the bathroom.”
Taeil took a deep breath and let it go, keeping quiet as he followed you down the hall.
As soon as the door shut, your lips crashed on to Taeil’s, messily tasting him. With your back against the wooden door, Taeil moaned into your mouth when he felt your nails dig into his shirt covered back.
You tasted strongly of the strawberry vodka Haechan brought. His lips moved down to your neck, barely even sucking on the skin. One of Taeil’s hands dropped to your ass, playing with the bottom of your skirt, while the other one trailed up your side.
He groped your covered breast but it continued to move.
You gasped at the feeling of his cold fingers against your hot skin, but the sensation didn’t last for long since he pulled out. “Were you, by any chance, playing beer pong?” His breath fanned out on the skin of your neck.
You gasped loudly, eyes wide at the sight of a small orange ball.
“My boob is gone!” You squealed, snatching it out of your boyfriend's grasp.
Running out of the bathroom, you stopped mid stride and turned back, speeding back into the bathroom. Grabbing Taeil’s cheeks, you pressed your lips to his. “Mwah!” You pulled back, grinning at him before stumbling out again.
“You guys! It was a- ow!” There was a loud bang and then a thud. It took Taeil a second before he rushed out to find you on the floor, crying softly.
Taking you in his arms, Taeil held you and hushed your groans of pain, looking up when the door opened, revealing eight boys crowding around the frame.
“It’s not a third boob!” You weakly raised your hand, showing them the ball.
The boys cheered loudly at the discovery.
“No more tri-tits!” They exclaimed.


















