#taenox

[taexyoongs]

jimin: is it ok if i swear?

yoongi: yes jimin i give you permission

jimin: F

yoongi: go on,

jimin: i’m nervous

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yoongi: hacker voice. i’m in.

namjoon: i don’t think you’re supposed to say “hacker voice” out loud

namjoon: also all you did was open google.

[taexyoongs]

[kook and tae in the hospital]

taehyung: doctor, can i have a moment alone with him?

doctor: sure thing

taehyung: listen u little fucker, i know ur not actually in a coma

jungkook: *opening one eye* yeah NO SHIT

[taexyoongs]

yoongi: *quietly* you look nice i want to kiss you

jimin: what?

yoongi: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDNT MISS YOU

[taexyoongs]

taehyung: are u the little spoon or the big spoon?

yoongi: i’m the knife.

hoseok (without looking up from him phone): he’s the little spoon.

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hoseok: what time is it

taehyung: hand me the saxophone i’ll find out

taehyung: *blows saxophone loudly*

yoongi: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM

taehyung: it’s 2AM.

[taexyoongs]

reaper: i’ve come to take you.

taehyung: hold up lemme ask jin hyung

reaper: that’s not a choi-

taehyung: he said no.

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jungkook: hyung i think i’m si- *coughs*

namjoon: wait. do that again

jungkook: what *coughs curiously*

hoseok: *beat boxes*

yoongi: *starts freestyling*

namjoon: *furiously writing in notebook*

jungkook: what the fuck