#taking a crap

[silveragelovechild]

[theliterateape]

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 22, 2019

By David Himmel

• I really hate having to take a crap before noon.

• The worst thing about the 2010s decade was the Star Wars sequels.

• The second worst thing about the 2010s decade is the rise of obtuse American division.

• I foresee the vision jokes being made throughout 2020 being really fun. This New Year’s comedy will be a sight to behold. 

• If Viagra is meant to help with productivity at work, I’ll have to stop wearing sweatpants to the office.

• Come New Year’s Eve, I’ll have not been a virgin for twenty years.

[wilder368]

As a kid growing in Brooklyn

I remember coming home from school in an urgent need to go into the bathroom and take a doodoo after holding it in to avoid going at school because the toilet stalls had no doors in front of for privacy.