Nico Robin, 16yo: I’ve heard you’ve been looking for me. What does the Revolutionary Army want?
Dragon: Hello Nico Robin. Yes, I have an offer for you.
Robin: I hope for you it’s a good offer. The Baroque’s Work has been requesting my services too.
Dragon: Ah, you’ve heard? Great! We want the same thing.
Robin: Which is what exactly?
Dragon: This: *holds up a poster*
Robin: … That’s my advertise for Babysitting??
Dragon: Yes, are you available?
Robin: No, every family I worked for tried to sell me to the Marines!
Dragon: Well, neither me nor my husband can call the Marines on you…
Robin: … your husband…?
Dragon: Sir Crocodile. … unless my father comes by for a surprise visit…
Robin: Warlord Crocodile is your Husband?? From Baroque’s Work??? Wait, what’s was that about your Father?
Dragon: Ah, Monkey D. Garp.
Robin: VICE ADMIRAL GARP?!?
Dragon: Yeah?
Robin: And you want me to babysit your child??
Dragon: Yes! He’s 5. A bit wild but very sweet! Does your service include teaching the basics of writing and reading? Also math.
Robin:
Dragon:
Robin: I have weird limb-growing powers.
Dragon: That’s awesome. We honestly need every hand we can get with Luffy.
Robin, trying to get out of this: I am an Archaeologist!
Dragon: My husband might need your expertise on that too as well from time to time.
Robin:
Robin: Fine but that’ll cost extra.
*gigglesnort* That's perfect!! ♥♥
Of course archeological expertise costs extra!










