Send a Ship: 1) Hansanna 2) Rydoff
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HANSANNA:
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Anna. Who can resist kissing that nose?!
Gets jealous the most
Hans. It’s a double whammy of Anna constantly getting attention from people who’re trying to find favour with someone of her importance, and Hans’s own insecurities about being overlooked and forgotten.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Hans. Anna insists she could just walk or get a taxi, but he absolutely has to make sure she gets home safe.
Takes care of on sick days
It’s so rare to see Hans looking less than immaculate, so any time he’s tucked up in bed with a cold Anna finds it a special treat to look after him. He’s also the kind of person who’ll play up their illness a bit to get more attention/sympathy, and it works.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Anna. Hans isn’t all that reluctant, but Anna hates swimming alone.
Gives unprompted massages
Hans. It’s one of his hidden talents.
Drives/rides shotgun
In a modern AU, Anna rides shotgun. Otherwise, they both do, depending on each other’s mood, and how brave Hans is feeling about letting her take the carriage reigns.
Brings the other lunch at work
Anna. Hans is the kind of person who works hard and forgets to feed himself. Also, she likes making him sandwiches.
Has the better parental relationship
Anna, for sure.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Anna. She is wildly imaginative.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Neither of them. Drink makes Hans less inclined to dance, but whatever Anna loses in grace she makes up for in the kind of enthusiasm that makes everyone around her want to get up join her.
Still cries watching Titanic
Anna. She actually really struggles to watch it, bc it brings up trauma. Hans is the least helpful person to watch it with, since he spends most of the time pointing out the inconsistencies and factual errors.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Both of them. They have to match!
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Anna. They always try to one-up each other, but no matter how extravagant Hans tries to be, Anna always astonishes him with her generosity.
Makes the other eat breakfast
They both love breakfast, especially together. The main question is whether to have breakfast in bed or not.
Remembers anniversaries
Anna. Hans has 13 brothers, the birthdays and celebrations all blur together and he can’t keep track. Meanwhile Anna’s spent her entire life marking anniversaries of one sort or another, she always looks forward to things.
Brings up having kids
Hans. Anna’s mostly content with the idea of having kids, though not having them is fine too, and she definitely doesn’t want more than three. But Hans’s feelings are vastly more complicated, thanks to his hang ups about legacy, family, and fatherhood.
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RYDOFF:
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Ryder.
Gets jealous the most
Kristoff. The thought of Ryder falling in love with someone else haunts his dreams, sometimes.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Kristoff. He rarely has to stay up too late, though, because Ryder is a lightweight who loves drinking games.
Takes care of on sick days
Both. Ryder’s more prone to being sick, and Kristoff treats him like glass whenever he falls ill. But Ryder’s carrot soup is all Kristoff ever wants when he’s feeling under the weather.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Ryder. Any excuse to get Kristoff’s shirt off ;)
Gives unprompted massages
Both. Kristoff’s massages are intense, just what’s needed after a hard day’s work. Ryder’s are soft and soothing during those cold nights by the campfire.
Drives/rides shotgun
Kristoff drives, especially when they’re going through somewhere they’re less familiar with, since he’s more adept at driving across dangerous terrain. Driving a sled is a point of pride for him, too, and Ryder prefers kicking back and watching the scenery go by.
Brings the other lunch at work
Ryder. He loves making Kristoff smile.
Has the better parental relationship
Both. They both have a lot of love for their families/communities, and both of them respect their elders. Kristoff’s probably closer to his family, but depending on how I feel about the trolls on any given day, the jury’s out on whether that’s a good thing or not.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Any role-playing between them always starts with reindeer talk. Always.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Both. It takes a lot of alcohol, and they rarely remember it afterward, but they’ve both been known to clear a dancefloor.
Still cries watching Titanic
Ryder. He’s just way more emotional over movies.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Ryder. Kristoff would rather not do costumes at all if he can help it.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Kristoff. Ryder’s gifts are always so thoughtful, like a figurine carved from an antler, or some other craft work that took him months to make. Kristoff is way less talented, so his gifts are bought, and he usually goes to either Anna or Elsa for advice about what to get, which is a bad idea for his budget.
Makes the other eat breakfast
Kristoff. Especially when they’re away from the Northuldran camp.
Remembers anniversaries
Neither. The only reason they remember their anniversary is because Elsa and Honeymaren remind them.
Brings up having kids
Kristoff. He really, really wants to adopt. Also the trolls really encourage him.
