#tank evans

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

TW: Tank Evans a.k.a The "Shredder" 🥰🥵

Non-Ducktales related, but I just had to give one of the many husbands outside of the Disney Duckverse the justice he NEEDS. You guys are chads if you remember Surf's Up back in the day, and something always clicked with me for Tank Evans lol. He's literally the walking definition of a jerk, but my god he screams himbo to me! He definitely had a thing with his trophies though...

[daikenkki]

Surf's Up Wallpapers by Surfersgirl

[failedjovi]

I love this movie Green day's music in the surf is amazing I love this movie

[solio-regum]

If surf's up came out now

That's it. Think about how GOOD the human-ized art of thicc Big-Z and Tank Evans would be

Lmao now im thinking of manlet Cody Maverick

[isitfurbait]

... Is Tank from Surfs Up furbait?

I’ll preface this by saying that nobody running this blog is straight, so this bird with his heteronormative obsession and objectification of his trophy “wives” (They’re actual surfing trophies if you need help remembering) do not attract any of us. He’s not air-headed enough to pass as buff himbo, and his arrogance leaves behind a bad taste in anyone’s mouth. So despite the intricate patterns of his down, and his buff upper body, he does not pass as furbait.

[stifcha]

Yea again stupid boyfriends

[daikenkki]

Surf's Up And Surf's Up 2 Wavemania Wallpaper by hsegales179

[stifcha]

C: Am I sleep?"

T: No. Would you like to join?