Synopsis. In which you get rejected by your childhood crush, Childe, only to end up fucking his two best friends.
Wc: 4k
Warnings: underage drinking, Childe doesn't really outright reject you he kinda runs away like a pussy, clit stimulation, fingering, love bites, cervical stimulation, penetrative sex, threesome, loss of virginity, double penetration, anal sex, pet names, praise, face fucking, oral, spit roasting, dacryphilia, creampie
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To say you had a crush on Childe, was well, a big understatement. You both met when you were both so little, both of you around seven years old. It was him who came up to you, you who was sitting in the meadow of grass, playing with your dolls. At the time, he had just been a new neighbor who didn’t have many friends, but it was obvious he didn't need the courage to make them easily because he got you interested enough to be able to initiate a conversation with you.
It was really fun, hanging out with him. Your parents started getting along quite well, and so you both saw each other during many families and close friend parties. It was around the seventh grade you started having a crush on him. He had grown up to be attractive although he was only twelve. He was cute, the girls in all grades had a crush on him. He never left you, he was a good guy. Even when people oo’ed you guys when you were walking to the bus together, or when girls bullied you for being with him, he didn’t let them talk bad about you. He never let anybody talk bad about you, and maybe that influenced the fact that you kept growing feelings for him.
In your freshman year of high school, Childe made two other very close friends during that period. Of course, being an attractive man meant that you also had many friends, of course, of whom were also attractive. These two friends were Thoma and Kaeya. Thoma was a sweet boy, very much like Childe. He was friendly, and so of course, naturally people were drawn to him and his sweet smile. He was popular for being so reliable and of course, for being cute.
Kaeya was, not exactly the opposite of Thoma but he wasn’t really like him either. Kaeya was well, popular for being hot. His charismatic smile. those charming eyes and that sexy, voice, his words flowing out like a melody. These three were a troublesome duo indeed. Childe loved to take risks and be rebellious, and at his age it made sense. Kaeya only encouraged this behavior and Thoma was the one having to pull them both out of trouble. You were glad that Childe had other friends, but it made you sad, seeing as he didn’t hang out with you as often anymore. He had a lot of big parties he was invited to, he had to make time for all his other friends. You didn’t expect this not to happen, but you did wish he wouldn’t leave you in the dust.
All your worries seemed to fade when he decided to introduce you to his best friends! You were so ecstatic, although you were also very nervous. You knew nothing about them except for what other people have told you about them. You all were just going to hang around Childe’s house, so you kept it pretty casual and wore sweats and a t-shirt.
Your heart was beating as you knocked on his door three times. Your hands were fumbling with your shirt and you couldn’t keep your feet still. The door was swung open and Childe embraced you in a hug.
“It's so good to see you, [name]!” His grip on you was firm and tight and loving, you tried to stop your own mouth from grinning so wide. It's been a while since you last saw him, and seeing him again made you so happy. He gestured for you to come in, holding the door open for you and showing you to the living room, although you've already been to his apartment many times before. Two other men were sitting on each side of the couch. One with messy, blonde hair that was tied back, and the other with dark blue hair that was also tied in a low ponytail.
You suddenly felt that wave of nervousness again to actually meet them. You weren't popular yourself, and you didn't stand out much, which is why you wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even know you attended the same school as them. But they weren't mean to you. Kaeya got up from his seat on the couch to introduce himself.
"Kaeya. It's a pleasure to meet you" he cooed.
"Oh no, the pleasure's all mine.." you shook his hand awkwardly.
"My name's Thoma! It's nice to finally meet you, [name]. You know, Childe talks about you a lot." Thoma waved from his seat and your face got hot. Oh.. was it that obvious that you were head over heels for him?
"Stop teasing her, guys." Childe interrupted both of them, creating space between you and Kaeya. Kaeya laughed but shrugged it off, giving Childe a pat on the shoulder before returning to his reserved seat on the couch, “You should join us, [name]. We’re about to watch a movie. You graciously took him up for the offer, and sat on an empty part of the couch, Childe plopping right next to you on the plush cushion of the couch.
"Cool, what movie are you guys going to watch?" You asked curiously. You don't get to see many movies often anymore, so it was nice to watch one and bond with new people. "Let's watch a horror movie!" Childe chimed in, but Thoma kept whining. "Horror movies are a bit much- eh? How about a romance movie?" "Oh you hopeless romantic, Thoma. Quit being a baby." Kaeya teased. In the end, Childe and Kaeya were able to rope him into watching the movie, whether he liked it or not.
Childe prepared a bin of popcorn beforehand and placed it on your lap since you were in the middle. It felt like any other day. The sun, setting low on the horizon, leaving a dim atmosphere in the air. You felt a tiny bit squished, but it added to the comfort of everything, and it wasn't like you minded anyways. You, fortunately, really clicked with Thoma and Kaeya despite you only meeting them today. You shared a bunch of laughs and hugs and you left that day feeling so accomplished at making a good impression.
It’s always been the four of you from that day on. You guys did everything together. You went to theme parks, parties, dinners, and even just hung out at each other's homes together all the time! It was a bit frustrating at times being best friends with popular men because people always came up to you asking you questions about them. Whenever someone tried to talk to you, it was never to get to know you, it was only to use you to get closer to your best friends. Because of this, you didn’t have many friends throughout most of high school.
Even then, they never let you sit alone. They encouraged you to come to sit at their table with the popular kids, and if you were uncomfortable, they didn’t have a problem sneaking somewhere quieter and more private. Your crush on Childe never went away, in fact, it only grew larger after you started spending even more time with him. Dressing up in a tight dress and flaunting your hair and not letting your makeup be anything but perfect for him. It only shattered your heart more when he never noticed, never cared, and would complement other girls right in front of you.
It was your 18th birthday. Your hair was done professionally for this day, and your dress was so sparkly and tight that it complimented your features most charmingly. Your heels were a little difficult to walk in, but you thought it wouldn’t be too hard to endure for a while. The lights were sparkling and the disco room looked thrilling and exciting as you were ready to step onto the dance floor. Of course, Childe was one of the first ones to come, bringing you a big present that was inside a golden bag with your name on the tag.
“Happy birthday, I know you’ll like my gift.” He smiled at you childishly and handed the gift to you so you could set it down somewhere. “Thank you, really, Childe.” Your grin was so wide it was embarrassing. As Childe was chatting with your family members, a few of your friends from school came and greeted you warmly. “Hope I’m not too late!” Hu tao grinned sheepishly, handing you the presents your other friends brought, although you assured her she was not late at all. Your mom came and tapped you on the shoulder.
“I’m so sorry [name], there is an emergency that came up so your father and I are not able to attend, we will throw another party with just the family, so please try to have fun, okay?” You were a little bummed out hearing that they wouldn’t be here, but at least that would be another party. You nodded your head and allowed them to take their leave. Coming through the door was Thoma and Kaeya.
“Hey, how are you?” Kaeya tilted his head slightly, one of his hands in his pocket and the other holding your present, which was wrapped in royal blue wrapping paper and tied together with a golden ribbon. “I’m good, thank you so much Kaeya,” you smiled and took the present as you greeted Thoma.
“It’s great to see you! We haven’t seen each other in a while~ here’s my present. Don’t open it till your alone!” He smiled and it would’ve looked devilish if his face wasn’t so sweet and cute. You grabbed the present and thanked him, putting it on the table with the other presents you had.
As more people were coming in, the room started getting more crowded and loud. “Hey, wanna play some beer pong?” Before you even answered, Childe had grabbed your waist and was already guiding you to the table full of cups. “Hey- wait, I’ve never played beer pong! Plus we aren’t allowed to drink! We are only 18..” You whispered lowly but he dragged you there anyways. “Lighten up a little! You only live once, who wants to actually wait till they’re 21? It’s your birthday!” You finally gave in after he kept persisting. “You can be my partner, we’re playing against Thoma and Kaeya,” You nodded as he explained the rules. Even though you didn’t quite get it fully, you just tried to follow what everyone else is doing.
“Haha, got it in! Drink up, Kaeya,” Childe smirked as he got his ball in the cup he called. “Fuck you,” Even at his cold words, Kaeya was flashing a smirk right back at him as he drank the entire cup. At the end of the game, you and Child ended up winning, to which you both loudly high-fived in front of Thoma and Kaeya as Thoma was pinching the bridge of his nose at his loss. You got to relax and eat after that, even though you felt a bit faint, the dopamine from the alcohol balanced it all out, and you were pumped.
You went to go find Childe to hopefully play more, to only see a large crowd of people entering your party. “Childe? Childe, who are these people? I never invited them?” You asked him completely confused as they pushed past you into the party. You felt disrespected by these unknown people at your house who were invited without you even knowing. “They’re just some friends, calm down. It’s not like their doing anything,” Childe said, hitting up one of his friends as they called for him inside.
This already put you on edge and made you extremely upset. Did he know that it wasn't his birthday, but yours? You reluctantly went back in, but you wish you hadn't. Childe's arm was wrapped around some blonde chick with bold red lipstick. You went up to him to talk.
"Hey, baeee.. whose this girl?" The girl that Childe had around his arm was talking boldly for someone who looked like her ass was botched by her surgeon. "She's a friend of mine," Childe replied, as he got up to ask you what was wrong. You pulled him aside to your room and looked at him with this stern expression on your face. "Childe, what the hell was that?" You looked at him, clearly pissed. "What? They're just friends I'm telling you, I just wanted to add some extra fun into the party," this is when you got really mad. "Childe, I never even asked for this! I never asked for your friends to come and drink and pass out on my floor. Why are you bringing people you don't know? Don't be fucking making out with some girl in my house."
"what's gotten into you, geez? You really care that much about some girl?" You clenched your fists. "Yes! I care that you're wrapping your arms around her and that she's holding onto your waist, Childe, I fucking loved you! I've had a crush on you since we were kids!" Childe stood there, almost dumbfounded, his eyes widening.
"Oh, she's done it now," Kaeya leaned on the wall. "You're pretty cruel Kaeya, y'know that?" Thoma crossed his arms.
"What... hah, are you serious right now?" Childe stood there, his eyes widening but it almost looked like he didn't believe you. "How.. how could you not know. You've been hurting me this entire time. Every time you do something insensitive like this.. how could you do something this fucking shitty, bringing your fuck buddy to my birthday party?" Tears were rolling down your face now. Childe just.. stood there. "I.. gotta get going..." He ran off, not even rejecting you. You fell to your knees. When Childe was running, he didn't even process Thoma or Kaeya, trying to get as far away from you as possible.
Thoma opened the door to hear your pained sobs. "Oh, honey.." Thoma crouched down to wipe your tears while Kaeya locked the door behind them to prevent anyone from intruding. "I hate him. He didn't even... respond to me.. he left me.." it was hard for you to talk when your nose was so stuffy and your eyes were reddening. "C'mon, let's get you on the bed okay?" Thoma spoke softly, carrying you onto the bed and sitting you on the mattress.
"We heard what he said," Kaeya explained, being truthful. "Are you alright..?" Thoma asked, you shook your head. "I just want to be loved and he just.. he didn't even care about my feelings. If he doesn't like me that's fine but don't go running off when I finally said what I've been waiting to say for five fucking years," this time you wiped your own tears. "Do you want us to make you feel better?" Kaeya put one of his hands on your shoulder, whispering in your ear, making you shudder.
"Wh...what do you mean by that?" You ask, a bit cautiously but also curiously. Kaeya pushes you farther into the middle of the bed, your back pressing against Thoma. You feel Thoma gently licking and nipping at your neck, while Kaeya was going in for a kiss. First, it was just a little peck, and then it turned into sloppy, open-mouthed kisses.
"Wait... I have never done this before... I'm nervous.." you already knew where this was going, better to let them know than not. "It's alright, we'll take it slow ok?" Thoma's hand found the back zipper of your dress, zipping it all the way down and sliding it off you completely, leaving you bare and exposed to them in just your underwear and bra. Kaeya reaches behind your back to unclasp your bra, slipping it off you and throwing it on the floor. Thoma's hands cup your breasts, softly rubbing over your nipples to make them hard. You squirm in pleasure and jerk your body around at the foreign stimulation.
"shhh.. it's okay, we got you, stay still so Kae can make you feel good, mkay?" Kaeya cooed at you so sweetly, so you tried to be good and stay still. Kaeya lowered himself down to your crotch, pushing your white panties aside to reveal your drooling cunt. Kaeya licked a strip up your cunt as you jerked uncontrollably at the pleasure. Thoma thumbed your nipples and kissed your neck, trying to reassure you.
"This... Feels weird..." You spoke, your words almost slurred. Kaeya pushed a finger in you and your eyes screwed shut, your cunt squeezing against his finger. "Relax, baby, if you squeeze that hard I won't be able to move," you could hear Thoma chuckling behind you at Kaeya's comment, and your cheeks burned. You weren't sure if it was from the pleasure or the embarrassment or both.
Kaeya sucked on your clit, pushing in another finger and curling them up to find your g-spot. "Mm-mhmm!!! Kaeya.. that feels good.. more please.. please..!" Your body jerked and shook from the pleasure while Thoma was rubbing your waist, trying to soothe you. Both of the men could feel their cocks straining against their pants and the air getting hot.
Thoma took off his shirt, fumbling with the buttons until they came undone. You could feel his hard chest against your back as he used his hand to press down on your stomach, making you clench hard around Kaeya's fingers. " Kae.. Kaeya!! I'm.. wait.. don't... I'm gonna.. c..cum!!!" You threw your head back as your walls spasmed around Kaeya's fingers. You felt dizzy, you just felt so good and you wanted more. Thoma unzipped his pants, discarding them on the floor. He grabbed your shoulders and gently turned you around to straddle his lying body.
"Gonna make you feel good, okay? Relax sweetie.." Thoma took off his boxers and guided your hips into his hard cock, slowly sinking you down on it, watching his cock disappear in your cunt. You tightened unbelievably around him while Kaeya was stroking your back. "Ow..ow.. Thoma.. it hurts.." your eyes were squeezed shut as his cock explored your cunt. "Relax.. it's okay.. you're doing great okay?" Thoma smiled so sweetly even though you were doing such lewd things.
You felt a wave of relief once he was all the way in, and Thoma let you wait so that you could adjust. Kaeya let his cock free from his boxers and saw you eyeing it lewdly. "Say ahh.." you opened your mouth obediently and started suckling the tip. "That's it, good girl.." you moaned around his cock as Thoma began thrusting his hips upwards and tears started prickling in your eyes. "Aww.. don't cry," Kaeya used his thumb to wipe your tears as you gagged on his cock. "Mm!!.. Thwoma.." your voice came out muffled as Kaeya fucked your face roughly. "Saying other guy's names when you're sucking me off? Naughty girl.." Kaeya pulled his cock out of your mouth to let you breathe and Thoma stopped thrusting into you.
Kaeya pushed your back so that you were pressed up closer to Thoma on your elbows. He spread your asshole before spitting in it roughly. He gave his cock a few strokes, while his cock was still slippery from your saliva, he pushed it into your asshole. You let out a wanton moan as his cock went deeper and deeper inside you. "Oooh she likes that," Thoma cooed, feeling your walls hug his cock hard. You bury your face in Thoma's shoulder, trying to relieve yourself of the embarrassment you were feeling.
"'s too.. much.. too deep!! Mm--nhghh!!" You couldn't help yourself anymore as they both thrust into you at a fast pace. When one was thrusting out, the other was thrusting in. It made your mind go mushy and made you drip with even more arousal. "Th..Thoma!! Kaeya.. so good.. 's so good.. love you.. love you so much.." the tears wouldn't stop coming out of your eyes and you didn't know why you were even crying. "Aww.. we love you.. our slutty little girl," Kaeya chuckled lightly.
Thoma and Kaeya were both thrusting much harder and faster now, trying to reach climax as fast as possible. "Fucckkk.." Thoma slurred out. "Thoma!! Kaeya.. 'm gonna cum.. please.. I'm...!! 'm cumming I'm cumming!!" Your body shook as your holes squeezed their dicks, as if trying to milk their cum out. "Fuck.. I'm cumming, where do you want me to cum?" Thoma breathed heavily. "In me!! I want it in me... Please.. 'm on the pill it's okay.." You felt Thoma thrust once more before he spilled his cum into your cunt, pulling out to watch it spill out before pushing it back in.
Kaeya gripped your hips hard, your skin slapping against his thighs. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as he pounded into you deep. "Want me to cum inside? Want me to cum inside your ass?" Kaeya grinned coyly, although your expression showed that you wanted it just as much as he did. "Y-yes!! Please!! Please cum in meee..!!!" Your words slurred and you felt warmth shooting into you again, both of your holes now drenched in cum. You were so exhausted you collapsed right on the bed.
When you woke up, the music was dead and it was quiet, but there were arms wrapped protectively around you to keep you from moving. You turned to look at Thoma who blinked his eyes open slowly. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your sleep," you apologize, feeling a little embarrassed that you were staring. "No no, it's really not a big deal," he laughed lightly, playing with your hair and combing through it.
"Hey, don't forget about me," Kaeya's voice tickled your neck as he groaned. "Ah, uhm, do you guys know what happened to Childe? You know... After uh.. last night?" You weren't sure if that night was intentional or not. "Haha, he probably ran home all salty and bitter cause he didn't get laid, you know, you're pretty loud," embarrassment washed over you as he said that and you buried your face into Thoma's chest to hide your face. "You're so mean, Kaeya," Despite saying that, Thoma laughed, stroking your head.
The next day at school, none of you were with Childe. He was hanging out with the same people from last night and you didn't feel comfortable going up to them, and you wouldn't make yourself uncomfortable just to talk to him. So it was just the three of you for now, but you still had fun. Kaeya always found a way to slither his hand around your waist, and Thoma always found an excuse to come and see you and hug you tightly. This didn't go unnoticed by any of the students either. They always told you that you were "lucky" for being around attractive men. Meanwhile, Childe has been sulking. He pulls the blonde girl closer to him and kisses her on the lips, but he doesn't imagine her. He imagines you.
Warnings: male masturbation, dick print/buldge, exchange of nudes, hand kink/mentions of veiny hands,
Wc: 871
Notes: I believe not all of these count as full on nudes, but decided to add them in anyways!
DILUC ─ DICK PRINTS + TORSO
The tavern is the perfect place for someone who wants to be exhausted in the first hour, so Diluc often gets worked up about drunk customers. This causes him to daydream quite frequently, most dreams containing you in one of many erotic positions. It's not like he's trying to think this way, it's just that the thought doesn't leave his mind. He'll excuse himself from bartending and have another one of his workers take over for a short walk, while he's on his phone, scrolling through the lewd pictures of you as he feels the tent in his pants grow tighter every second. He'll unbutton his shirt and snap a few photos, ensuring the bulge in his pants is visible in the photo before sending it to you.
KAEYA ─ EVERYTHING
Kaeya's the type of person to just send whatever he feels like. Even when he's drunk and thrown out of the tavern, his mind wanders to you, your perfect figure and your skin, waiting to be tainted by him. More often then not, he finds himself drinking away in his office and will send you whatever he's thinking of in that moment. Lots of dick pics at a flattering angle, and a lot of videos and audios. He sends a little bit of everything cause he tends to not lean towards a specific preference when it comes to nudes.
CHILDE ─ DICK PICS + VIDEO
Since he's away fairly often for Fatui missions and expeditions, it means he can't always hold you close and fuck you straight when he wants to, so expect a lot of nudes, especially when he's away. He'll send you videos of him laying back, pumping his cock profusely with a flushed expression. Throws his head back and says how much he loves you, how much he wants to be with you in between breaths. This is what you do to him, he says. You get him all worked up and now he has to excuse himself to fix the mess you've made. Don't worry, you'll make up for it once he sees you again.
ZHONGLI ─ DICK PRINTS + HANDS
As the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and Consultant, Zhongli is often busy organizing and spending money. The times where he's away from you, he carries little trinkets that remind him of you, one of which being a photo of you in a rather.. erotic position. He quickly stuffed the photo away in his pocket, shielding it from the public eye, only he should be able to look at something like this. When he sweeps away into a private area he'll take the picture out again, admiring the lustful expression you had on your face as he feels his cock straining in his pants. When he sends dick prints, his hands almost always make the cut, their fair and a bit veiny, makes sure to get a good angle of them too. You can see the large bulge in his pants, and you'll get a quick text right after he sends you the photo saying "look what you've done to me."
THOMA ─ MIRROR PICS + AUDIO
You and Thoma are practically always together! Whether it's just having a picnic in the grass or cuddling up next to eachother under a tree. Whenever your away, he can't stop thinking about you. What are you doing right now? Are you hurt? What are you doing in your bed? Are you thinking about him? He's thinking about you.. fuck. He has a boner. He'll lock himself in his room and send an audio clip of him moaning and panting to you, saying how much he wishes you were doing this to him. Sometimes, he'll take pictures of him in front of a mirror, and he looks so beautiful doing so, no matter the angle. He'll send a text saying " miss you baby :(" then will proceed to send audios of him pleasuring himself at the thought of you.
KAZUHA ─ AUDIO + TORSO
Even without the stress of the vision hunt decree, Kazuha is still on high alert in Inazuma. There are times he can't bring you everywhere with him, so to make up for it, he writes a lot of poems about you. Some are more.. sexual then others. Such said sexual poems tend to come in his mind when his head is wandering.. thinking about the next step to take. Remembers the many poems he's made about you. The way your clothes hug your skin.. how sensitive and flustered you get when he gets a little too close. Recites the poem while voice recording, making sure you absorb every single detail through the screen.
ITTO ─ TORSO + DICK PICS + VIDEOS
When he's feeling horny and your not there, he takes a lot of pictures. You'll be getting spammed with dick and ab pics with the often "babe I'm hornyyy come over" text again and again. Can you blame him, though? You've got him all worked up and your not there to make things right! You can't blame him for being just a little desperate. Definitely sends you videos of him slowly pumping his cock up and down, you can see his abs flexing on the camera. Maybe your starting to get a little horny aswell...
summary: you were picked to work under the most elite Fatui Harbingers as their secretary. but it seems they have much more in store for you then just paperwork.
pairings: Childe x F!Reader x Scaramouche x Dottore
warnings: dacryphilia, vaginal penetration, clit stimulation, gangbang, throat fucking, degration, humiliation kink, dom Childe, Scaramouche, and Dottore, fingering, Childe calls you a pretty girl, Dubcon, hand job, making out, afab reader, creampie, blow job, lmk if I missed anything
wc: 3.1k
notes: this was a commission that I made longer then expected. Apologies for the one who commissioned this piece, but I hope you will still enjoy! Commission prices are linked here
Being in the Fatui wasn’t really as bad as everyone depicted it to be. Constantly throughout your life you were always told that these people were evil, dangerous. It would have clouded your brains in fear, if your sisters weren't in the fatui. Both of your sisters have worked in the fatui since you were young. It kind of disappointed you that your siblings were always away, too busy with work to accompany you anywhere or to spend any quality time with you, but there wasn't anything you could do.
The first time you ever met another fatui member was at Northland Bank, which was a bank that the Fatui owned. You still remember the sight of them. The men were dressed in red and black in long sleeved clothes that had a hood made of fur. The women were dressed quite similarly, except the women there wore purple, most likely to make it easier to distinguish the difference between the women and men. They both wore a mask over their eyes, you were confused on whether it was implemented in order to hide their identities or not.
Whenever your sisters came back from an expedition, you ran to trap them in a tight hug. Constantly, they would tell you stories about how tiring work is and how you had to work really hard if you wanted to get into a rank as high as them. They would get sent out on expeditions from all sorts of nations and would take pictures as proof of their travels. That was how you started to train in order to get into the Fatui. You knew you had to be the best of the best if you wanted to be picked. You even heard if the Fatui Harbingers really take a liking to you, you would be one of their assistants! Unfortunately, you washed away these hopes of living in luxury, because it was incredibly difficult to get that high of a rank in just a year or two.You had much more time to think about becoming an assistant once you got in, and within about a year, you were selected!
Although it wasn't as easy as you had expected to get into a higher rank. The ranking you had right now was the lowest ranking in the Fatui. You didn't even have an insignia yet, and you knew that had to change. Having a pyro vision did have some perks. Some people believe it is one of the most powerful visions, and while they probably aren't necessarily true, it was a false fact that made you feel just a little stronger.
Within another year of training, you had gone from the lowest rank to just being informed that you were going to work under a few Fatui Harbingers! You were ecstatic! Although you didn't quite understand it at the time, they did. Everyone else only worked under one Fatui Harbinger, if any at all, it would certainly make your job harder if you had to accommodate more than one, seeing as you expected it to be challenging. You’ve seen how the harbingers treat their subordinates, you weren't oblivious to that fact. You were determined to work hard and become as powerful as them.
Although there were a few Harbingers you had your eyes on. Lord Tartaglia, the 11th of the Fatui Harbingers. Lord Scaramouche, the 6th of the Fatui Harbingers, and Sir Dottore, one of the Fatui Harbingers. Would it be wrong to say that you had a crush on all three of them? Lord Tartaglia just had this cheerful aura that could dissipate within a second and something about it was so alluring. You weren’t that stupid, you saw him wink at you when he saw you staring at him, or when he would talk to the lower ranks just to get a look at you. Lord Scaramouche seems scary to everyone, and he also scares you, but you figured it was because of that you were just a little bit attracted to him, even though you tried to deny it. Sir Dottore was a scientist who loved experimenting. To be honest, you’d let him experiment on you. His big grin is so seducing in all the best ways.
Honestly, for the longest time you thought there was something wrong with you, crushing people who you’d never get a chance with? Maybe in another life, but if you could just be in one of their units, you’d be jumping up and down like a little kid! When it was time to announce the lucky candidates that were lucky enough to work under one of the Fatui Harbingers, you saw them all lined up, reading off the people that were now in their unit. You realized your name hadn’t been called yet, and there were only two harbingers left.
This made you worry, because even through the entire speech you hadn’t heard your name once. It wasn’t until you were pulled aside by a tight grip did you understand what was going on.
“Hello!” The man whispered in a light, cheery tone as you scanned his features, trying to identify who he was. His hair was a shade of strawberry blonde that was more on the orange side, and he had a few freckles dotted on his face.
“Lord Tartaglia?!” You weren’t sure if you were more surprised or afraid. Childe was someone who was highly feared on the battlefield, both for his strength and murderous intents. You couldn’t help but blush a little bit, you’ve always had a little crush on him. His features were of a model, if he wasn’t a Harbinger anyone would’ve assumed he was in the modeling industry.
“I apologize for not explaining beforehand. You’re with me and my unit,” He sounded sincere and so you chose to believe him and followed him to where the fatui soldiers were, all lined up perfectly. In your head, you were jumping up and down and trying your best not to grin. You did it, you're working under a Fatui Harbinger, and it's one that you hoped to work under! You quickly parted from him, not wanting to draw anymore unwanted attention towards yourself before blending in with the rest of the crowd. You listened intently to the smaller speech he made to his new subordinates.
“Congratulations! I have to say, it isn’t everyday you begin to work under a Harbinger. I want all of you to continue training hard. Remember that just because you're a rank higher doesn’t mean your duties are to be neglected. Don’t disappoint me.” Shortly after, the entire group dispersed more evenly, talking amongst themselves. The next two weeks consisted of mostly the same thing, he’d have his groups train every Tuesday and Thursday, and the other days were just running errands and going to their assigned camp locations. You started to wonder if the Fatui ever got a break. You were at a Fatui camp with a majority of the other units. You felt a tap behind your shoulder. It was Childe again.
“Hey, do you have a minute? I want to talk to you in my office.” Your heart immediately sank, jumping to conclusions at every second. Did you mess up? Did you say something you weren't supposed to? What did you do? All these thoughts were running around in your head, but you had no choice but to follow him, it wasn’t really a choice to disobey your superiors. You watched as he sat down in his seat and you sat on your own. “Let's talk, ok ?” He was acting so strange, so different, but you couldn’t put your finger on it.
“Wouldn’t you like to become my little assistant? You’d have everything. Wouldn’t you like that?” He looked at you and could tell you were beaming. You’d always dreamed of this! How could you let an opportunity like this slip from your grasp so quickly?
“Ah ah! There's a catch. Not everybody gets an opportunity like this so easily.” Childe interrupted you from your thoughts, seeing as you were almost beaming with joy. You were confused.
“Huh? Then what do you want me to do?” He laughed like it was no big deal. “You have to do everything I say.” He emphasized the last three words by speaking slowly, like you were a toddler who couldn't comprehend words. “I can do that. I mean.. It's what I’ve been doing right?” He chuckled menacingly in a way that slightly worried you.
“Is that so?” He questioned your own judgment. “Alright then, Come sit over here.” He patted his own lap affectionately while you stared at him in shock. Was he really, actually serious about this? “Are you sure? Lord Tartaglia, I'm not sure if we should be.. Doing something like this..” Before you could finish speaking, he’d already pulled you on top of his lap.
You felt him rubbing circles into your hips as you squirmed pathetically in his grasp. It felt like he was laughing at your struggle, because he continued doing it. “Um..” you spoke meekly. You heard a loud bang on the door that made you jump in his hold before hearing a voice booming from the other side.
"Childe, if you don't open this fucking door I'm going to come in there myself. I know you took my secretary." You looked up at Childe, only to see him rolling his eyes. "That's Scaramouche, don't mind him." He gave you a small smile but you were panicking in his hold.
"Wait! Lord Tartaglia- what if he sees me here.. and his assistant? I thought.. I was only working as a soldier in one of the units under the Fatui Harbingers, surely there were others that fit your expectations, what about them?" You were so confused but you tried to keep the questions at bay to not annoy Childe. Dread filled the pit in your stomach as you heard a clanging of keys and the inserting of a key in a keyhole. You could only bury your face in Childe's chest to avoid the sheer embarrassment you were about to face. The door opened, you shut your eyes.
"Ey' Childe, the fuck are you doing with OUR assistant?" You heard a voice, it was deep and raspy and it sent tingles down your spine. You opened our eyes and slowly peeked to see two figures standing there, instead of the initial one you were thinking of. A tall man with faded teal hair and such deep crimson red eyes you'd think they were artificial, and a shorter man with purple hair and a piercing gaze so sharp he looked like he could kill you just by glaring at you. You were shocked but also confused, Childe only let out a huff of amusement though, as if he was enjoying the ordeal.
"Your assistant? Well I had her first so I'll be keeping her," he argued right back to Dottore before Scaramouche butted in, "Can both of you shut up? You're giving me long term memory loss". You saw the corner of Childe's lip quirk up before he repositioned you on his thigh and started bouncing it, making you let out a whimper that you desperately tried to cover up to save yourself some embarrassment. You heard footsteps coming towards you, and soon a hand made its way to grab your jaw harshly,
"Didn't know our little secretary was such a slut," his eyes stared into yours as you started to get a little warm in your outfit, squirming around in Childe's lap, which you haven't gotten off of. You heard the door close and then heard it lock. "Don't keep us waiting then. Strip now. That's an order." You saw Dottore, who was crossing his arms as he looked down at you from across the small table. You slowly got up from Childe's lap and tried to stand up properly, your hands were together and they pushed your breasts closer to each other.
"Guys wait, don't you think we shouldn't really be- ah!" You tried to protest, but an arm grabbed you instead and started stripping you of your clothes,
"God, do I really need to do everything around here." Scaramouche's eyes almost looked like they were boring into yours. He made quick work of your skirt and your panties, and Dottore assisted in helping you take off your coat and unbuttoning your blouse before lifting it above your head. Childe rose from his seat and sat you down on the table, not being bothered about the paperwork that fluttered onto the floor. Dottore latched both his hands on your breasts and rolled your nipples in between his fingertips, watching them harden while you were whimpering and squirming about. Scaramouche rested his head in between your thighs, watching your juices spill out from your pretty cunt before shoving a first finger in, listening to the sweet sounds that were coming out of your mouth as he curled his finger up.
"Ah! Wait- mm! This is.. so wrong.." Childe turned your head to face towards him and pressed his lips against yours to silence you, starting with a few closed mouth kisses and then gently brushing his tongue on your bottom lip. Soon, he was using his tongue to stimulate your tongue and your lips, swirling your tongues together and groaning into the kiss.
"You're clenching down here, you deny it but your body is really honest, isn't it?" Scaramouche laughed when he shoved a second finger in, using his tongue to suck on your clit. A failed response came out of your mouth, too occupied with Childe's tongue and the many ways it was pleasuring yours. You heard crinkling of fabric and it was Dottore undoing his shirt, throwing it somewhere irrelevant on the floor which initiated Childe to do the same, his lips leaving your mouth and ridding himself of his own clothes.
"Oh.. My Lord.. My Lord..!" Your attention was mainly focused on Scaramouche, who could feel your cunt clenching tightly on his fingers, signaling to him that you were close. Your expression was no less then pure lust, your lips parted and your legs spread, your eyes glistening.
"Come on pretty girl, you wanna cum don't you? Cum for us.. you want it don't you?" Childe was teasing you, pressing fluttery kisses on your jaw and making his way down to your neck, sucking on the skin. "aa-ahh! St-stop tha..t!" You could feel Scaramouches smile as you released all over his fingers, clenching onto his fingers tightly as you reached your orgasm.
"Look at that. You're telling us to stop, but you enjoy every bit of this don't you?" Dottore whispered harshly in your ear, Scaramouche removed his fingers from your cunt and he took no time in unbuckling his pants and zipping them down. Childe pushed your back onto the table, muttering words like "Just relax, we'll take good care of you," you heard sounds of shifting and you felt something prodding against your hole.
“Sir..! Dottore.. Please.. Wai- mm!” You didn’t have time to protest as Childe took this opportunity to guide his shaft to your mouth, harshly pulling out and slamming it back into your throat. You felt something sliding into your hole, looking down and seeing Dottore slamming his cock inside you, his tip kissing your cervix as he bottomed out on you. You helplessly moaned around Childe’s cock but all that could be heard were muffled screams of pleasure. Scaramouche guided your fingers to pump his aching cock that had been strained for so long.
“You like being treated like this, huh?” Dottore slammed into you harder, you could feel the wide grin on his face. You tried to respond that no, you didn’t like being treated like this, but you could feel yourself clenching around him and whimpering desperately around Childe’s cock. You felt a finger slide up to rub your neglected clit, pinching and pulling the bundle of nerves to send electricity all over your cunt. It made you twitch in pleasure, you felt hands caressing your tits again, you saw Scaramouche fondling your breasts, pinching your nipples till they went hard and pulling on them harshly. You felt their pace fastening. The way Childe fucked your face harshly, pulling out only to slam himself back into your mouth, as groans escaped his lips. Dottore having your legs lifted above his shoulders, throwing his head back as he rubbed your clit rougher and faster than before. Scaramouche letting out soft moans as your fingers got faster around his cock, helping him near his release.
"Fuck, pretty girl, you gonna take our cum? Wanna cum in your mouth.." Childe panted hard and fast. He thrusted a few more times before releasing into your mouth. "That's it, swallow all of it… good girl.." he used his index finger to scoop up the remaining cum and shove it back in your mouth. You turned to Scaramouche and started jerking him off harder, watching him desperately trying not to moan.
"That's it.. just like that.. fuck.. cumming..!" You opened up your mouth to allow him to cum into it. You made sure to swallow and to look back up at him and open your mouth, ensuring that you swallowed it all. You quickly choked on your own spit when Dottore started to fasten his pace, slamming into you harder then before. You moaned pathetically against his cock, his fingers were rubbing circles into your clit.
"Aa-ahh! Fuck..fuck… Sir.. It feels too good, please.." You whimpered underneath him. Tears started to well up in your eyes and trickle down your cheek. "Aa-ahh! Gonna cum, m' gonna cum..!!!" Your cunt spasmed around his cock as he thrusted a final time, letting his cum fill your hole up. He pulled out and admired his own work, watching his cum leak from inside your pussy. You were out of breath, panting and tired. Childe was the first one to break the silence,
"Well, we should get you cleaned up now shouldn't we? Don't want the others to know what went down here." You couldn't hear anything else as your eyes shut, too tired to care. You woke up in Dottore's harbinger room the next day, with Childe and Scaramouche sitting on the couch while Dottore was making coffee.
After that, you ended up being a secretary for all three of them. The job was challenging, you wouldn’t lie about that, but also fun and exhilarating. You met up with your sisters the moment they got back from their expedition, and they were surprised to see you had made it all the way up to the secretary position so fast! They would ask you for your secrets and what techniques you used, but you just shrugged like you were dumb even though you knew the answer.
Ft: Albedo, Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao, Childe, Thoma x Reader (separate)
ALBEDO ─ THE QUICK HEALER EX
The type of ex that tends to heal pretty fast. It's not that he never cared about you, but he's able to dive back into his life pretty quickly. Doesn't really have a "mourning" phase or a "breakup" phase, just kinda is able to accept it. He does get sad sometimes when he sees you, he thinks about what you guys could've been, but at the end of the day, there's nothing you two could do.
DILUC ─ THE EX THAT TRIES TO PRETEND YOU DONT EXIST
Doesn't look at you. You both are still in each other's lives. Your friends with Kaeya, Venti and Rosaria so it's often that you're spotted at the tavern. When you talk to him, he tries his best not to respond just nods and makes your drink, trying to avoid eye contact. Kaeya teased him for it, but he just can't look at you for a while after the two of you break up. Partially, it's because he's still not over you, and still gives any guy that flirts with you a nasty look.
KAEYA─ THE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS EX
Sure, you both broke up, but in Kaeya's eye, it doesn't mean you have to stop seeing each other. If you're ever feeling like shit, just ring him up and he'll come over to cuddle and give you some kisses. You can't help but be jealous when you see him with other people, but you guys are just fuck buddies and nothing really more and he wants to keep it that way.
XIAO ─ THE GHOST EX
Disappears from the face of the Earth. Where did he go? Nobody knows. After your breakup, he's disappeared and hasn't come back. You tried to call out his name, but he wouldn't show up. You try to look for him around Liyue, asking Ganyu, Cloud Retainer or anybody from wangshu inn if they knew of his whereabouts, but everyone says the same thing. He's been gone for a while, that's just how he is, and that he'll be back once he feels better. You can't help but feel bad, though, as you were the reason for this.
CHILDE ─ THE STILL IN LOVE EX
The ex that makes it known that he still wants to get back with you. Gets you flowers, chocolates and rings and makes sure that you're aware he still wants you. Thinks that maybe someday, you'll end up taking him up on that offer. Unfortunately, the relationship did end for a reason, and you don't end up going back to him. Is really disappointed, but learns to cope and let go after a few years. When he finds someone else, maybe even invites you to his wedding. You felt happy for him, that he moved on from you and found someone else.
THOMA ─ THE GOOD FRIEND EX
Even after you two broke up, not much had changed. You two were still very present in each other's lives. You had the same friends as him and vise versa. Your parents invited him over all the time and vise versa, as if you guys were still together. This relationship ended on good terms, you two still both play a big role in each other's life. Maybe the relationship just wasn't meant to be romantic. Either way, you're glad he's still in your life.
Ft. Albedo, Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao, Childe x Reader (separate)
Warnings: Angst, breakup, loss of feelings
ALBEDO ─ TOO BUSY
I think generally, he felt guilty that he couldn't spend time with you. Him being in dragon spine takes up a majority of his time, and he's too busy to see you or make time with you. What's a relationship if you both barely even talk? It wasn't that he didn't have feelings for you, he could never carve out the time, or rather, he forgets to carve out time for you. Of course you try to talk to him, saying you'd be happy to go to dragon spine with him but he always declines. You're going to get yourself hurt, so better to just stay home. It hurts for him to see you cry when he wants to break things off, but he tries to assure you it's the best for both of you. Now you two can finally move on in your life and not have to be held down by each other.
DILUC ─ DIFFERENT VIEWS
I think, you both tried to make the relationship work and last, but all good things must come to an end, you guys just sort of.. lose the spark from the beginning of the relationship. The late nights spent in the tavern talking to each other til the sun rises, or him getting up at 4am with you to run around in the quiet forests. As times change, so does this relationship. As you guys grow you both start to have different views and different paths in life. While Diluc wants to settle down in Mondstadt, you want to explore the world. Those two don't exactly clash together, and both of you end up falling apart.
KAEYA─ LOSING FEELINGS
You and Kaeya got together because Kaeya felt something special between the two of you. You felt it too. He was, well, perfect. But perfectness comes with some issues. Both you and Kaeya cannot communicate, which is bad when other girls start flirting with him. Kaeya doesn't like them, but his way of talking just makes it seem different in your eyes. The silent treatment doesn't help, because Kaeya then just decides the best option is to leave you alone to your own thoughts. What does Kaeya do when he doesn't have anyone to comfort him? He looks for the warmth of someone else. Not in the form of cheating, he just wants to have someone there for him who will listen to him. Mostly spends time with Rosaria in the tavern, and because you're very stubborn, you can go days giving Kaeya the silent treatment, not looking at him once. This causes him to lose feelings. He doesn't want someone who can't be there for him. He ends up meeting someone else, but before that, he wants to talk to you, and officially break up with you before anything else.
XIAO ─ COMPLICATED FEELINGS
Xiao doesn't really know what he wants. For a long time, he didn't really know what he felt for you. He isn't the best at expressing himself, which causes miscommunication between the both of you. He can get really upset and doesn't know what to do about it. It feels like the entire world is against him, so when you tell him that he's being selfish and not listening to your side of the story he just sort of.. breaks. Tells you that if you think he's being selfish then you both can just.. stop seeing each other. It'll make it easier for the both of you.
CHILDE ─ PRIORITIZED HIS JOB
Childe was a very sweet boyfriend. Although he didn't see you much, he showered you in affection and praise when he did. Made you letters and made sure you were safe, but made it known of his loyalty to the tsaritsa. He talked about her as if he loved her. Said he wanted to make her proud and happy more than anyone else, and that really stung. You guys did have your quarrels about it, but it was always that he had a job he needed to keep, not just for you but for his family, and the tsaritsa's approval was necessary. These events ended up leading you to break up with him, as you couldn't bear seeing him loving someone else more than you, when you were dating him.
okok so i havent said anything so ill share this thought with you
signora and childe fighting over you.
yes you heard correct dommy mommy fire got me signora and childe the murderous sugar daddy for zhongli.
Them two have so much rivarlly when it comes to anything but if its you their talking about a war could go on or a treatee where childe slams his cock into your pussy like mouth and signora eating your wet clit and sucking it with your poor poor cunny hole being abused by them <<33
You hate how their words make you feel good and bad about yourself making you choke on sobs from childes fat cock in your mouth while signora laughs at you pitfully and dives right back into your pussy again :((
once their fighting they try and see who can make you cum the fastest is it childe or signora? whoever wins gets to overstimulated your poor holes into submission :((
what a pair they can be. They can be nice or mean leaving you fucked out of your brains or…never mind just that one option take it or leave it
No bc I actually love this duo so much they can absolutely destroy me
They find pleasure in your tears, how your crying that it feels too good and that it’s too much but all childe does is wipe your tears while signora fingers your little cunt <3. Childe would abuse your throat, gripping your hair and roughly thrusting it in and out of his cock like your a flesh light while Signora sucks and licks your cunt like it’s the last thing she’ll ever eat !! They just find you so, so adorable
