“If my dog were a person they’d be this person”
“If my dog were a person they’d be that person”
If my dog were a person he’d be Tarrare. He eats shit that puts other dogs in the hospital. We dont know why, or even how. Like not to push the bully-breeds-eat-children stereotype but my dog does in fact have a maw that could swallow a french infant whole and idk if being a human would change that.




















