cashews

more like (cash? ew...) haha....ah, capitalism :/ Adult, semi nsfw, 18+ only

[caffedorzo]

[lakevida]

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

[moon111111]

[papayajuan2019]

recently found comments i deemed worth screenshotting

[bibleforboys]

[thehappysmiler]

I believe people IRL are charmed by me due to quirks that sprung from using tumblr. I cant let them know where its from.

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[naturalpr3y]

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[capacity]

I hope you choke on a rock

I have a wet throat

[wilted]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[sailorsally]

facts.

[brucespringsteencomments]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]