cashews

more like (cash? ew...) haha....ah, capitalism :/ Adult, semi nsfw, 18+ only

[o-fantasma]

by the time u’ve finished reading this sentence twenty seven innocent words will have been absorbed, suffocated, and killed by the warm embrace of ur Understanding

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

Is there a barbershop quartet fetish

[27thfirefly]

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

[yorhaw]

[yossyislandd]

my empire of dust is pretty sweet right? we build awesome shit every day and watch it blow away at the turn of midnight. lowkey you stop grieving the losses and instead start being excited for tomorrow's new creations. it's totally sick you should join us

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont think humans are meant to be monogamous like your relationship is destined for failure unless you sometimes include the little green alien that taps on the window at night

[mrsterlingeverything]

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[hungwy]

when i logged in to tumblr desktop on firefox yesterday it worked. now today it doesnt work on firefox. chromium works. hi from chromium (throws up)