#taurus answers

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HER SISTER WAS A WITCH

AHDHSHSHE I KNOW DADAN IS THE ONE RECORDING I FEEL IT ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

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TAURUS CAN I SUCK YOURE TITS?

Taurus: .......What?

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opla crocodile so treats that ring like its his wedding ring and I bet when they had to confiscated when they were taking him to imperial down he bit and punch so many people. His dragon gave him that ring.

I got three separate answers for this.

First is the toxic middle aged man yaoi route where Crocodile is an anonymous benefactor of the RA that Dragon makes the occasional “deal” with when the cause is running light in the pockets. The ring was a commissioned piece that served as a kind of trophy of this conquest. In this case, he’s irritated about its loss, but he’s not going looking for it if he breaks out. He got sloppy, and its absence will be a self-inflicted punishment for it, just like the facial scarring, just like the hand.

Second is the divorced route. It was a joint commission by the both of them. The design was pinballed back and forth until it was just right. The gemstone centerpiece was even color matched to Dragon’s tattoo and everything. When things went sour between them, he swore he’d get rid of the damn thing, but never could bring himself to. After Impel Down, he keeps eyes and ears out for it, but he doubts it will be found, if it hasn’t been melted down already. He’s bitter about it. Very, very bitter.

Third is the not divorced route where that ring was made with the same intent as the divorce route. It was a promise for when they both got their shit together and the world was a little kinder that maybe they could have more time than these secretive touch and go things. Then Impel Down, and Crocodile makes sure to memorize everything about the guard who took it from him. He’s going to make that one’s life a living hell. He still doesn’t ease up, even after the ring is returned to him with a letter that smelled like rain. How he pulled that one off, Crocodile will never know.

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Instead of just hating Luffy what if Shammy hates all pirates because ROGER stole Shanks?

I think that’s more the case with Sham, really.

The second a Celestial Dragon breathes the common air, they are essentially dead to their kin.

Pirates killed his twin.

Shamrock has been told this all his life.

And now this “Shanks” masquerades about as one of the monsters that killed Sham’s brother. Poisoning his twin’s memory, tainting the Figarland name with his mockery of an existence.

Shanks must die.

Shamrock must kill him.

This little pirate with the straw hat is only a means to an end.

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post canon Dragon retired and is going through a little bit of now what type of depression. Sabo and Luffy visiting their dad helps.

Foosha hasn’t changed much since he left it, and that’s exactly why he goes there to… find a new purpose, he supposes.

Mending fishing nets and weaving baskets is comfortable, mindless work. Harder labor like scraping hulls and helping load and unload cargo from ships exhausts him in a comforting sort of way.

He just… doesn’t really know what to do with himself anymore. Dadan and her outfit are doing well, and he visits his sister and her band often, but he’s not quite ready to go back to that sort of chaos yet.

Once he’s ready, he goes to Makino. He’s heard about her from Sabo, and he’d heard that she had a baby. So he wanted to try and repay her for all the care she gave Luffy, if she would allow it.

The tiny green-haired boy takes to him quickly, and it’s like a domino effect occurs after. All the youngsters in the village, children and grandchildren of people he grew up with, were flocking to him like little moths to a flame too gentle to burn.

He gets called “Dorago-jii” a lot. Dadan and old Woop Slap think it’s hilarious. He’s grown rather fond of it.

When Sabo and/or Luffy come to visit, he, Dadan, Makino, and Woop Slap are waiting for them at the pier with a gaggle of kids excited to see the Pirate King and the Flame Emperor.

Life is good. It’s been a long time coming, sure, but it’s good.

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HAVE YOU WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE OPLA?? DRAGONNNNNNN!!!!!

He’s SO hot, and there’s so much PAIN in that one specific bit (iykyk), this is ALL I’m going to be thinking about for the next couple of weeks.

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Maffey upon realizing that not only were there two babies but the nobody marine grunt she thought she killed is both the son of Monkey D Garp and also still alive and also rapidly becoming the largest threat to the World Government's existence in 800 years:

Look how was she supposed to know there were two brats? It’s not like their useless babysitter clarified! And it’s not like this little raccoon masked punk had “Son of Greatest Navy Asset: Do Not Touch” tattooed on him too! And it’s not like she was expecting to get bisected by some mustachioed pirate either!

It’s not like anything’ll come of it.

Meanwhile, anything:

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Modern AU Dragon

He had to tweet it because he can’t even get halfway through telling the story verbally before he’s wheezing with laughter.