(basically how imma write SASS! Sun into being gay)
Sass! Sun: “I mean, who even knows if it’s even good anymore?” *bites into an egg*
Sass! Moon: “Wait…it’s after noon, THATS A GAY EGG!”
Sass! Sun: “Shit…now I’m thinking about Taurus pushing a lawnmower, shirtless-“
(This is a joke AND a skit based off the Ted series, I had to-)











