#taz quotes

[cherrych4]

"you took fucking EVERYTHING from me," "are you the one who's been hurting my brother? im going to fucking kill you now," "taako what if she's just gone?" "who?" "i make lucretia a wooden duck" "and suddenly the blue light hits them and they hear a song" "i am not technically your pan, but you will always be my merle" AUGHAUGAHHUGGGGHHHAUAUGGGGGHUUUSUDHFHXHDHBCBNMNHDHHFFHhhHAUHHAUHHAHAGHHUHGHAHGUHGHAHGHH

[kitzlenmelker]

never thought i would hear griffin mcelroy say the words “through the whalussy i hear her voice” in a transylvanian accent but here we are i guess

[entomophobic-janitor]

Tell you what my favorite quotes are rn replaying in my head

"The horse's name is Marcus." (With reverence) -Griffin

"The old rugged- glowing bloody cross."

-Travis

[lucky-numberme]

"When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy." — Griffin Mcelroy, TAZ: Balance (Characters from The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater)

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

ive started journaling to see what all the fuss is about

[ghostbandxyou]

Ghost as The Adventure Zone Balance quotes

You can listen to Taz here: https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/adventure-zone/

Nihil-

"Hot diggity shit, this is a baller cookie."

Papa i-

"I’m traveling around with the boner squad, and I never get to just say what I’m feeling."

Papa ii-

"Colin, I apologize for saying fuck earlier."

"You did just say it again."

"I am not a role model."

Papa iii-

"I cast prestidigitation, shoot sparks out of my fingers, cast minor illusion, put myself in a dope outfit, and start walkin' down the catwalk with all the style and panache I can muster, which is - I should note - a fuckin' lot."

Cardinal Copia-

"I am but a simple idiot Wizard."

Era 3 ghouls:

Omega-

"I quickly reach into my bag of components and cast ‘fold my arms and chill’, cause dumb-dumb here decided to start a fight."

Alpha-

"abraca-fuck you!"

Era 4 ghouls:

Aether-

" What are you wearing for this stylish casino atmosphere?"

"Sleeveless tuxedo....."

Dewdrop-

"Are there any weapons on board?"

"Uh, yeah, I’m the only weapon we need. Alright, next question."

Swiss-

"Everything's for keepsies if you're sneaky about it."

Rain-

"I don’t have a name for this boat, and I was hoping we could come up with a name for it, a cool boat name, uh, for this boat that you all are going to be traveling the world in."

" Boaty-"

" No."

"McBoatface."

Mountain-

"[singing] Spider mannequin, spider mannequin"

Tall Ghoulette-

“I have a moment of lucidity and I don't want to waste it.”

Smol Ghoulette-

"I'll have you know that I am a sweet treat. I am a fucking delight to be around."

[merlehightowerhighchurchh]

Some silly, some serious. But some very poignant moments that made me giggle or cry.

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Griffin never gets a feckin' break

Griffin: [sets up a universe of culture, full of countless moving poems, songs, and stories] Was there anything in the noise that you picked out, that like kinda stood out to you?

Travis: Well, as I think everybody knows… Magnus’ love of animals and, you know, his heroic start defending a dog. So he hears a haunting melody about dogs that have escaped, and the cry that went up from across the town of who let all these dogs escape? Where have these dogs gone? Who did this? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Griffin: Alright. I’m sorry I asked.

Travis: It’s haunting. It’s terrifying. Just the sheer panic in the people’s voices as they call for who’s the culprit? Who’s done this terrible deed?!

Griffin: ...

Travis: ...

Griffin: Yeah, alright.

Clint: I heard Cheeseburger in Paradise–

Griffin: Next.

Clint: -the live version. The live one. Not, not the album.

Justin: I saw Paul Blart 3. That’s right, it’s coming, folks.