just some guy (complimentary)

call me soda, box, raymond, or hieronymus | he/they/it | minor | polyamorous lovequeer aromantic bisexual | cringe and proud of it

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

“There are a surprising number of decent people in this horror story.”

Samuel Spare, Archive 81 #09

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

It’s Halloween and you know what that means!

[jamieaiken919]

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

[tethered-heartstrings]

happy supermoon to my super transsexuals <3

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

happy birthday to my beloved mutual @billwasnot i hope u have a great day bestie!

[chongoblog]

happy may 4th

[virokuns]

fuck it. if this post gets 10k notes ill read homestuck in its entirety 

[rocketeerdan-old]

how do you feel about the fact that this has 1k notes already random stranger on tumblr

[virokuns]

[linnavuligar]

Get Homestucked

[jester-of-the-deep-deactivated2]

3.1k already how do you feel

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

I can make it worse! :D

-Mod Terezi

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

john lennon: a very mery christmas and a happy new year! lets hope its a good one, without any fear!

me:

[oranglesswrld]

merry christmas??? i think you mean happy birthday communications officer doug eiffel

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

did i make you cry (on christmas day)?

(do not repost w/ out permission)

[image id: a traditional pen and ink drawing of doug eiffel smiling and flashing a peace sign as he floats in zero gravity.  end id.]

[guywiththeplant]

Happy birthday to the man the legend Dick Grayson 💙

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

happy halloween y’all!!

[gandalfthequeer]

the only time of the year this can be posted

[sadclowncentral]

in an unfortunate turn of events, i am one year older today.

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

*taps microphone* 

two comrades jack eachother off call that cum-araderie 

*i am immediately escorted off the podium by the white house security team*

[kglsudav]

[comtedemoney]

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA by Thom Higgins.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors