Graduation NPCs
I was very lost in the second half of the episode because I couldn’t keep track of the NPCs, so I went back and re-listened, and took some actual fucking notes to keep track. Maybe they’ll be useful to someone else.
Gary the Gargoyle
- Has a Brooklyn accent
Groundsy the Groundskeeper
- Basically Hagrid
- Kind of a vaguely Yorkshire accent
Hernandez
- Super hot centaur man
- Professor of Animal Handling
Jimson
- Dark skinned man with cloth armor
- Fights with a staff
- Battlegrounds trainer for Sidekicks and Henchpersons
Crush
- Silver Dragonborn
- Fights with a sickle
There’s also a goliath woman with them but she doesn’t have a name yet.
Rolandus Fontaine
- Just, the biggest asshole
- An absolute piece of shit
- Not a prince (anymore)
- “Hero” (technically)
Zayna
- Rolandus’ friend
- “Terrifying” sorcerer
- Villain
Rhodes
- Rolandus’ friend
- Ranger
- Hero
Buckminster Eden
- Describes himself as “a piece of shit but very charming”
- Rogue
- Hero
- Son of “The Iron Lord”
Leon
- Tall, beefy man
- Bald
- 28 or so
- I’m picturing Gareth from Galavant
- Sidekick (to Buckminster)
- Fighter
- Very quiet and timid voice - not what you’d expect
Ranier
- Buckminster’s friend
- Necromancer
- “Villain” (technically)
- Long blonde hair
- Smiling and sweet
- Has chronic pain
- Has a magic flying wheelchair to help with the chronic pain
- Keeps skeleton squirrels in a secret compartment in her magic flying wheelchair
- Sometimes the skeleton squirrels do a little dance












