#team attic

[samwellgalpal]

we need some sort of nepo baby with tinseltown connections to hook us up with a tv adaptation because what do you mean the 1000 cockroaches vs one person in the attic joke breached containment

[inacommitedrelationshipwithfood]

anyway, team attic.

[dilfpridemonth]

Ok ok I MIGHT be team attic and let me tell you why, there’s no one saying that the person in your attic is violent, they could have just wandered in for various reasons. Plus the fix to this is to just change your locks however the roaches never have good intentions, can reproduce quickly, and exterminators are expensive. I am open for constructive debate!!

[stayforabittle]

What To Do When Your Loved Ones Are Team Roaches

[mayonnaisetoffees]

Every time my attic makes a funny noise I remind myself of all the reasons I'd rather find one person up there than a thousand cockroaches

[samwellgalpal]

Articles like these remind me of why I'm #teamroaches

[hoenursey]

mark my words, it is absolutely no accident on ngozi’s part that everyone on the team who’s a person of color is team attic and it’s only whites on team roaches in this haus of color we fear god and also roaches thank you amen masha’Allah

[vicioushyperbolizer]

My husband is in the attic trying to fix some plumbing, and he shouted, "what the fuck are you, man, why are you even in my house" and my brain started screaming:

"I take it back! I'm team roaches! I'm team roaches! Don't kill me!"