#team roaches

[samwellgalpal]

we need some sort of nepo baby with tinseltown connections to hook us up with a tv adaptation because what do you mean the 1000 cockroaches vs one person in the attic joke breached containment

[dilfpridemonth]

Ok ok I MIGHT be team attic and let me tell you why, there’s no one saying that the person in your attic is violent, they could have just wandered in for various reasons. Plus the fix to this is to just change your locks however the roaches never have good intentions, can reproduce quickly, and exterminators are expensive. I am open for constructive debate!!

[chekplease]

i said “roaches or attic?” in the discord and i would like to apologize for the chaos that ensued lmaoooo

[samwellgalpal]

Articles like these remind me of why I'm #teamroaches

[vicioushyperbolizer]

My husband is in the attic trying to fix some plumbing, and he shouted, "what the fuck are you, man, why are you even in my house" and my brain started screaming:

"I take it back! I'm team roaches! I'm team roaches! Don't kill me!"

[skateanbake]

No offense but if you're team attic I would not trust you to watch my child.

[bicycles-bees-bisexuals]

How Check Please! Will End: a Theory

It's the last day, everyone's moving out. We see The Frogs helping Bitty carry his last boxes to Jack's car as Bitty goes through the Haus one last time for the nostalgia. We see frames of his room with a new players stuff in it, we see a bare kitchen, an empty hallway. The last room we see has The Couch in it. Bitty carefully pats The Couch with loving hatred, and quickly wipes off his hand as he leaves the room. Zoom in on The Couch as 1,000 roaches and 1 Stranger crawl out of it. Thus ends our beloved comic.

[samwellbros]

i dont believe in fandom discourse but @people wo are #teamroaches, put your location on