#team basilone

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Lena: You’re a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You’re not the man I married!

John: Then we’ll get divorced, and I’m taking the kids!

JP, slowly sliding the Monopoly™️ board away from them: I think it’s time we stop playing now. . .

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Lena: I love puzzles.

Basilone: You literally talk back to the New York Times crossword. You yell at it.

Lena: Can I tell you something about the New York Times crossword? Very often they put the wrong number of boxes in to house the correct word.

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Basilone: Could you be more beautiful?

Lena: Could you be more lame?

Basilone: Yes.

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Lena: Why is your back all scratched up?

Basilone: *Flashbacks to John chasing a raccoon after Lena told him to leave it alone*

Basilone: I’m having an affair

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What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?

Lena Riggi

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Basilone: A minute ago, your issue was with legality. Now it’s with the morality.

Lena: I’m able to hold as many as two thoughts in my head at once.

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Basilone: I’m the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Morgan: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Did you see those legs? How could you not want to be married to those legs?

John Basilone about Lena