#the basilones

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Basilone: Could you be more beautiful?

Lena: Could you be more lame?

Basilone: Yes.

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Lena: Why is your back all scratched up?

Basilone: *Flashbacks to John chasing a raccoon after Lena told him to leave it alone*

Basilone: I’m having an affair

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Basilone: A minute ago, your issue was with legality. Now it’s with the morality.

Lena: I’m able to hold as many as two thoughts in my head at once.

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Did you see those legs? How could you not want to be married to those legs?

John Basilone about Lena

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Basilone: Shall I join you this evening?

Lena: Sorry, not this evening.

Basilone: Busy?

Lena: No.

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Basilone: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.

Lena: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?

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Basilone: *trying to catch jelly beans in his mouth* Hey, Lena, what would you give me if I got this bean in your cleavage?

Lena: A concussion.

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Lena: Stop it.

Basilone: Stop what?

Lena: Stop looking at me like that or everyone here will think we did it.

Basilone: *grabs Lena and kisses her deeply*

Lena: Well. That’ll throw them off the track.