#team damon

[angeljcvamp]

[flavouredpotayto]

watching the vampire diaries for the first time and it is peak experience, i love it in every way possible.

[ssimplymme]

The real lover is the one who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.

[fanqueen98]

[chaoticneutraltee]

I’ve never felt shock and betrayal like I did when I realised xaden turned venin to save violet

The last time I felt that way was when Damon was trapped on the other side with Bonnie because he was trying to save Elena and mystic falls

[ash-or-somethings]

Damon: so tell me what happened.

Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.

Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.

Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-

Damon: BULLSHIT!

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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Klaus: Absolutely not.

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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!

Klaus: Too late!!!

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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kol: 47

Elijah: That's not even close.

Kol: But it was fast.

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Klaus: So that’s my plan.

Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Elijah: It fucking sucks.

Klaus: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped

Jeremy: Where are you?

Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.

Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Elena:

Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Jeremy: Where are you going?

Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Damon: Only if you also don't ask why

Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Jeremy:

Damon:

Jeremy: This one is fine

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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?

Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Stefan: Yes!

Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean

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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past

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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?

Damon: I can be uncooperative.

Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?

Damon: No.

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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?

Damon: Truth

Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?

Damon:

Damon: ...Dare

Stefan: Go to bed.

Damon: I don’t like this game

[supermanandlois3]

The sexual tension in the scene is off the charts. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[evarist0]

Damon💀💀