#team hulk

[lazuelazuli]

@rickjonesy and other members of the Hulk Family Appreciation Society. Am I the only one getting major Bruce and Rick vibes from this Clark and Jimmy panel?

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Uncle Bruce

[zazz10]

Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk

[handypolymath]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie & Hulk (Marvel) Characters: Hulk, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel) Additional Tags: do you like movies about gladiators, laika deserved better, maybe hulk's the vegetarian Summary:

Hulk gets a life. Title from Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop".

~*~

Hulk curls up and comes eye to muzzle with a gauntlet. This one is silver instead of red, but it irks him just the same. He tells the weapon, “Waste of ammo,” to see if there’s a person behind it.

“Waste of liquor,” a woman’s voice replies, “waste of an evening.”

Hulk laughs. The night reeks of spent explosive, burnt electronics, hydraulic fluid, mud, and now booze. He lifts one finger and she lets him push the gauntlet away from his face.

Someone scrambles away behind him, yelping, “He’s yours!”

The woman rolls her eyes.

Another voice cackles, “If you can haul him in!”

Her shoulders square up. “Oh, that’s never a problem.” Her boots slip on the broken concrete but she closes in like a missile. “You look like a fighter.”

Hulk shakes the rubble from himself and grunts, watching to see which answer she takes it as.

“You’ll come with me,” her mouth twists, her grin like gum she doesn’t want to share with the rest of the class, “won’t you?”

Where else is he gonna go?

~*~(more at the link)~*~

[past-perfect-future-tense]

For my fellow Team Thor girls, Team Loki girls, and Team Valkyrie girls too!! For Asgard...and yes we need a hero. @marvel-ouslythirsty @lancsnerd

[thewintersoldier-diary-blog]

In others news, have I ever commented about how amazing it's to watch Thor and Hulk sparring? Because it is. Clint brings the popcorn, Nat the drinks and we just sit and watch. It's better than any sport. Can you imagine being that majestic?

#TeamThor #TeamHulk #TeamCoachRogersWithTheShorts

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Team Banner <3

but i´m team iron man btw

[handypolymath]

I wrote a sonnet about Hulkfucking

My Scientist's Thighs Are Something Like A Ton

I wrote it for the fabulous @thassalia for her birthday.

It's at AO3.