Oct 22, 2012
My English teacher is so hilarious, that I have a list of quotes that he has said during lessons, and I think the internet would like me to share them.
"The problem with me is that 99.9% of the people I meet aren't as intelligent as me."
"The English language is like an onion: it has layers. Do what the onion says."
"I get paid the same amount as a maths teacher to correct your grammar, and all they do is tick right or wrong." "If a Gryffindor gets around a lot, are the a Gryffinwhore? And if Dumbledore got bitches, would he be Dumblewhore?" Ladies and gentlemen, my English teacher.