Can I request platonic headcanons with Tetchou and Jouno? Preferably female reader, but gender neutral is fine too.
I wasn't sure if you wanted them to be separate headcanons, but I kinda connected them, and I didn't consciously use any gender specific terms or female pronouns loll, hope you don't mind. Thanks for the request
Tetchou x Reader x Jouno Platonically
Warnings: mentions of violence and death
Tetchou became your friend because he almost sliced you vertically in half
Tbf you had mastered the art of staying incredibly still
So to apologise, he frequently visited the place you worked (idk, let’s say retail so that Tetchou can see you and buy things in an attempt to say sorry)
It didn’t take long for you to warm up to him
He made small conversation with you every time he came
At first you were just annoyed because well this is the person who almost killed you but somehow, you found yourself looking forward to seeing him
His odd habit of eating foods of the same colour baffled you
But he wouldn't change, and you found it kinda cute how he stubbornly held onto his views on justice and food
It still weirds you out when you see him buy white sugar to pair with his rice, but hey, it's normal for you now cause he keeps visiting
He accidentally became your most loyal customer and won a 35% off his groceries coupon for it
You started seeing Tetchou out of the store and you'd sometimes just walk with him as he told you stories of his adventures as a hunting dog
Probs should've kept his occupation hidden from you
He almost sliced you in half in your first meeting
There aren't many legal professions that require a person to use a sword that can definitely cause harm and death
So he just didn't bother to hide it and told you little bits and pieces about his day when he popped into the shop
Honestly tho, you loved hearing about all the ways he's kept the peace as a hunting dog, considering your life wasn't full of action and fighting so to hear about his life really intrigued you
Overall, Tetchou's a really good friend of yours, he always made the effort to listen to your interests and in return, you'd listen to him go on and on about how he was proud of his profession
You met Jouno through Tetchou
The day you were introduced to Jouno, it was the day that Tetchou received his coupon for being the most loyal customer
Tetchou was low-key confused
Why would he be rewarded for coming every day??
You had to spend a good 10 minutes explaining that it was to encourage people to come shop
Jouno took advantage of his distraction and used the coupon to buy his own groceries
What can he say? It was a good deal
Tetchou didn't care much lol
Jouno took you aside after your shift ended to give you the talk
He basically threatened to take you to court and have a severe punishment placed on you if you ever stopped being friends with Tetchou
He just cares deeply about his friend is all
You were weirded out by the sudden serious threats being thrown at you, but you were sincere when you promised that you'd stay friends with Tetchou
He didn't say anything after that, but he could tell your heartbeat was truthful
After that, your relationship with Jouno didn't dramatically change, you were both just a friend of a friend to each other loll
But you guys were civil with each other and you would consider him a friend
Unlike Tetchou, he was more guarded about the information he revealed to you, but that didn't bother you, you and Tetchou after all
He was still an interesting person to talk to as you both discussed the ethics surrounding his job
Most of the time, you would have conversations about Tetchou's odd habits
My goodness, you could talk for hours with Jouno about Tetchou's insistence to pair same coloured foods together
Overall, you're not as close to Jouno as you are with Tetchou, but you'd still consider him to be a good friend if you overlook his sadistic tendencies, which you thankfully have never seen
