kleinsen, Obviously,
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: evan, because he didn’t bother to google what would happen and jared wouldn’t tell him
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: well it is jared’s cat so
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: evan, although jared’s almost always playing up the embarrassing-ness once he knows he’s being filmed
who breaks the most phones: i have this weirdly specific headcanon that jared drops things when he’s suddenly surprised/shocked/stressed, so he’s definitely broken more than one phone that way
who dies first: okay this is just a cruel question, i have read Too many fics with the plot of “evan dies as a teenager, leaving jared distraught” to answer it. they’re both immortal thanks
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: jared i guess? evan’s apparently having pizza for dinner quite a bit, and i know many lactose intolerant people eat dairy Regardless Of The Consequences but i’d imagine/hope evan wouldn’t do that
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: i doubt evan thinks there’s anything he can do Really Well so jared by default, although i can’t imagine what the Thing in question would be
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: evan jokes about it whenever jared’s made a particularly heinously corny joke but it never actually happens
who uses the computer most: jared naturally, but evan’s not far behind him. really jared only has the edge here because his job is more likely to involve computers than evan’s
(Send me a ship and I’ll tell you all of these!)
