stuck on a roof

Brothers and sisters, I have sinned more than sinning. I've been away these last 7 long years, but now I have returned to the fold, to be among my herd. I come as humble horse, embodied by the almighty, the power above, the power which is in me. Cos I am reborn, brothers and sisters! Southern Hemisphere horse any/all pronouns (get creative with it) Some unspecified age >18

[scorebug]

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[jennamoran]

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

[rickybabyboy]

dangerous misinformation

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[importantcatpics]

[impromptu-lizard-surgery]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Slimed up slob up and friends with the snail world! Get this slimeball for only $21.45!

[dashcon-two]

Hello, I have a question ☝️

That is all

I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory, to be honest with you

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

[villainessbian]

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

[crabussy]

they have to release me back into the wild but they can't because I imprinted on a mop

[tomatopiehater]

If mops weren't an endangered species they'd have gotten you to Wyoming.

[crabussy]

what awaits me in wyoming.....

[roofhorse]

it's where one goes to wyom

[roofhorse]

Falco x Man Ray mashup:

Der Kommisário Miguel

[innerchildabortionclinic]

incel anthropology will be an associates degree in 2050

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[gorgonopzz]

remember:

[sailatina3]

I wish it were more common to have "bilingual" stories. By that i mean stories where it's important that 2 or more languages are spoken throughout. There isn't any translation, there's just multiple languages spoken by the characters. I understand why this is seldom done considering how heavily limiting it is to the number of people who can actually read or watch it. But idk I think the world would be better off with some stories like that.

[sailatina3]

Many of us live bilingual lives. What those lamguages are, what they mean to us, the historical and political state of those languages, are very very important! So at some point I think it would be nice to write something that is simultaneously English and spanish, and there would be a pretty sizable number of people who could read that.

A story like this would probably be impossible to translate into a third language though, for obvious reasons. Which i feel conflicted about, because I on one hand believe that all art should be in all languages and have as many accessibility options as possible. But I also think this specific type of story *needs* to be in those languages and removing one or swapping them would miss much of the point. Hrmmm...

[headspace-hotel]

Translate it into a third AND fourth language

[vampyre--dyke]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

[rabbitkinglune777]

by all means necessary.

[rabbitkinglune777]

I'm kinda not pulling any punches with these types of drawings.

[rabbitkinglune777]

I want to make peformative people who use my struggles to prop themselves until it's time to throw black people under the bus and bigots simultaneously uncomfortable with this drawing. it's something that deeply causes me rage

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[milflover166-deactivated2019040]

my room also known as stupid idiot jail