#techkids

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Mr. P (the best English teacher and an absolute chad), giving an insightful content warning for the books we’ll read in AP lit: “I don’t want to hurt any of you, if there’s content in a book that you can’t face, close the book and send me an email and we’ll work it out. However, will the books make you sad and teary, regardless of content? Probably.”

Me, with a mouth full of brownie: “I’ve been repressing my emotions since ‘03, try me.”

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“there is a fine line between being a theater kid and a furriee”

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When the coordination is too strong

i walk into school

11: years old

neon green: on

dick: out

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM HIGHSCHOOL

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Leg Day 🦵?

Socks: so high. So very very high. Like these boys don’t have calves whatsoever.

it’s because they don’t. they’ve all skipped leg day. every single one of them. calves? don’t know her. boys only know chimken legs.

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DND nascar with drag queen bards

When there’s an entire dnd group in your production

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Big brain bronchos with Bronchitis

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Tech Cult Controversy

A: Okay I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Dasani water is literally disgusting

K: Thank you for your Vaild opinion

AV: It tastes like metal...

AV: Or the tears of the children they forced to harvest that water

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