#technoblade headcannon

[luna-writes-shit]

uhm uhm uhhhh uhm

*throws c!character headcannons at you*

Also ask me about my golden duo au

Please

PLEASEEEE

[dreamcatcherrs]

cuddles with technoblade

techno can seem pretty… distant sometimes

even when you’re far into your relationship together

he struggles with expressing his feelings properly

but really, he loves showing you his love for you

like, in his eyes he feels like he does things that are very affectionate and loving

but those things might be different in your eyes

so when it comes to cuddling...

well, let’s say, he wasn’t the first one to make a move

he’s pretty awkward the first couple of times you cuddle

but warms up to it eventually

so that it becomes natural to cuddle with you

he’s big on holding hands

so you can definitely expect him to have his fingers intertwined with yours when cuddling up together

leaving small traces on your hand with his thumb

he just loves relaxing with you

like could you just imagine cuddling with him by a fireplace?

I feel like it just fits techno so much to do that with his partner

with some hot drinks as well

while you’re busy reading together

or just talking quietly about your past experiences before you met each other

he doesn’t have to be very close to you when cuddling

I meant, trust me, he is sometimes

but he just finds it really comfortable to have one arm on your waist, facing you

and then that’s it?

he just finds it very nice to be close to you, but still not overly close

just looking at you

though he does also very much like it when you're snuggled up to him tiredly

even though it makes his cheeks burn

FOREHEAD KISSES

he will kiss your forehead at all times

it’s just such a sweet little sign of “I love you” and AHHH

it’s so wholesome ^-^

if you ever crawled on top of him while he’s busy playing minecraft, he’ll literally explode

he’ll just freeze in his seat, staring at the screen as he feels you rest your head on his shoulder

he almost melts when you do this

he goes so soft, and decides to hug you back for a while

he really loves when you come into his room if you’ve been away for too long

it shows that you miss him, and he really needs that sometimes without realising :)

when you cuddle before bed, he almost always cradles your head in his hands

just to make sure you’re in a comfortable position before falling asleep

and he always has to be in contact with you somehow when falling asleep

if it’s as little as your pinkies hooked around each other, or as much as being tangled up in each others arms and legs;

he has to feel that you're there beside him

it lets him know that you're safe, and not having a nightmare or something like that

he makes sure to hold onto you every night and I-🥺

soft techno is the best techno ;-;

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[crows-and-crumbs]

The fact that THE Technoblade hibernates is so fucking wholesome I can’t-

Servant of the blood god, destroyer of nations, one man army Technoblade... hibernates like a fucking bear fuels my desperate and pathetic need for character lore

And the fact that Philza regularly checks up on him in the process, fills the SBI part of my heart with absolute joy

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, I will now proceed to not think about anything else...

[whatareusernames]

Okay but hear me out: Techno wears crop tops because TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.

Wearing normal shirts like in most fanart is pog and I'm 100% for it, but if you move around too much it might come untucked and while that probably wouldn't be the most important thing if you're in a battle, we all know Techno is a fashion boi. I mean, you see what he wears? Not to mention it might restrict a little movement if you need to quickly turn around. Given, he probably knows this and wears slightly larger shirt, but just humor me. SO HE WEARS CROP TOPS. They're meant to sit on your chest and they restrict zero movement to your torso. Plus they're small and easy to put on and take off. He wears them like, 98% for the tactical part. But 1% is because he secretly thinks they look good on him and the other 1% is because he's too anxious to show off the muscles he's gained from years of warfare but kinda wishes he could because it’s intimidating and he’s fucking proud of himself for them (as he should be), and the crop tops let him do that with the excuse 'I wear these because it's tactical.’

In this essay I will

[trashhistired]

I made this headcannon yesterday on Twitter but I wanted to add more: char! = character

Headcannon that char!philza died, he was building off the side of a cliff when suddenly a big portion of the mountain edge crumbled beneath him, he fell to his death, once he got to the afterlife he met char!Kristin, the goddess of death, philza did anything he could to stop her from bringing him any further into the afterlife, he pleaded, fought, begged... and even, flirted? Yep! Philza minecraft himself started flirting with the goddess of death to try and escape the cold grasps of death, and surprisingly, it worked! Kristin was hesitant at first, but she started flirting back, and then out of the blue, Phil proposed, maybe cause he was drunk, or was it true love 👀 either way Kristin accepted, and as a gift, she let him go back to the overworked, this time she gave him wings, beautiful silky black wings, they were to stop him from falling to his death anymore. Eventually Kristin started visiting him, more and more, until it was almost daily, the only times she didn't come over was the weekends (guess people die more on the weekends I dunno). Everytime phil died Kristin refused and forced him back into the overworked, eventually it was such a problem that Kristin decided it was better to make him immortal, not only because he wouldn't die, but also because Kristin wanted to spend all of eternity with him. Centuries later phil was walking through a nearby forest with Kristin, when suddenly they heard the wail of a young child, both he and Kristin ran towards the noise and stumbled upon two young boys and a baby, they were covered in grime and looked scared, still, one of them came up, seemingly the oldest of the three, and stood in a defensive position in front of the other two, Phil calmed them down after a bit and insisted that he was friendly, eventually the boy with curly brown hair sat down more relaxed by the blonde baby in the basket, however the oldest, a young boy, around 9 or 10, with messy shoulder length pink hair, stayed on edge. Phil and Kristin offered to let the boys live with them, they clearly didn't have anywhere to go and they looked starved.

Years later phil started teaching them randome but useful things, he raised them as his own, Kristin wasn't the best at parenting, but she did good. The end :]

[why-are-you-even-here-tho]

headcannon that techno’s voices are actually just tons of tamagotchis. 

wilbur liked them as a kid but gave them all to techno when he grew out of them. they now all live in rows and rows of pockets in techno’s cloak thingey. 

reasoning: he has to take care of them, they make noise, and on occasion he has to do something to appease them. they also occasionally do something really cool. 

[memer-the-miner]

You know I saw a headcannon that C!Philza has insomnia due to ptsd, then I had a sudden headcannon that C!Technoblade has narcolepsy/hypersomnia due to ptsd,

No I will not elaborate…

[alucior]

c!Technoblade headcannons

These are mostly for fun but hey I got some ideas

first off, Technoblade is old. Like to the point where years don't even leave a mark on him. When he's asked about it he just shrugs and says it doesn't matter but really he stopped keeping count a long, long time ago.

The reason he wears the decadent outfit, the whole king outfit while being an anarchist isn't just because of "style." A long time ago while he was fighting as a soldier in a war he turned on his king cause he saw his comrades die by the thousands at the whim of those in power. So when the time was right and he had risen through the ranks he met with the king, killed him and took his robes as a reminder of why he hates unchecked power.

"Technoblade never dies" isn't just a fact it's the mantra he used for years while fighting in war. There is power in those words and ever time he repeats them some more slips in. Now uncountable times later those words speak true, "Technoblade never dies" started as a desperate plea to live another day and now is a reminder that nothing will stop him from seeing another sunrise.

The hibernations he goes on are just a side-effect of living too long. his body is slowing down processes to stay in peak physical shape so when it enters sleep it takes a while to get to sleep. But when he's asleep he's in it for the long haul.

The reason he names animals and keeps them close, "Carl, Steve, the dogs," is to remind him of earlier pets he kept. They never last long but he's always been able to find another to fill the spot.

Philza and Technoblade are old friends, neither of them remembers where or when they first ran into one another but after a while, it seemed like the powers that be wanted them to stick together. Philza is the only person he's known that has never gone back on their word. Once again there is power in words.

Naturally Technoblade runs quite hot, which is why he prefers to spend time in the colder climates... not a whole lot I'm adding here but I like to think he's just a big heating element in the middle of the artic.

anyway that's it some c!Technoblade and slight c!Philza headcannons I have.