comparing hand sizes w techno! reader would be playing with his hair during a cuddle sesh, and he just took their hand and go, "why is it so tiny?"
A/N: sheeeesh big brain i like this idea
Technoblade was a feared warrior by many, his strength and finesse struck fear into the the hearts of people from all over. The blood God, a demon from hell, Satan himself. There had been so many phrases and names used to describe Techno and his cruel ways.
Yet, here you were. Snuggled under the blankets with your body against his leaving no room between you, you pondered about how people could fear him as such and call him such vicious names. After all, the little grunts and happy noises he let out subconsciously as he buried his face into your neck showed you not a blood thirsty war machine, but a soft and gentle lover.
Gently running your fingers through his hair, you sighed in content and breathed in his scent. Techno made you feel at home and safe when you were in his arms.
Lifting his head up slightly, the blood God looked into your eyes and smiled lightly, rubbing his nose against yours affectionately. Here, he was no longer a warrior but a domestic husband, lover, and provider.
Shifting his focus to the feeling of your hand in his hair, he grinned and lightly grasps your hand, bringing it down to kiss the knuckles. Once he saw the difference in hand sizes between yours and his, his mind spiralled and his cheeks dusted a light red colour. He placed yours and his hands palm to palm and looked into your eyes. Your hand was barely half as big as his.
"Why is it so tiny..?" Technoblade whispered, more to himself than to you. "My tiny baby..." He added and smiled softly, kissing your knuckles again before wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into a tighter embrace. He felt something possessive and protective in the depths of his body. Seeing you so tiny, actually acknowledging it for the first time, left he wanting to hold you close and keep the dangers of the world away from you.
"You're just a giant." You whispered back lovingly, pressing a kiss to his temple and nuzzling his hair lightly.
Techno simply raised a brow at this and chuckled,
"whatever you say."
















