#ted bronson

[neighborhood-goblin]

Wolfe: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Ted, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[neighborhood-goblin]

Wolfe: We call that a traumatic event

Wolfe, turning to Ana: Not a “bruh moment”

Wolfe, turning to Ted: Or a “major L”

Wolfe, turning to Sylvia: Or an “oof lmao”

[neighborhood-goblin]

Ted: I’m a hot mess.

Ana: Emphasis on hot.

Al: Bigger emphasis on mess.

[neighborhood-goblin]

Ted: That is just the kind of laugh I need on a Monday.

Ana: It’s Tuesday, Ted.

Wolfe: It is Thursday.

[orangewizard1981]

Everyone keeps talking about the MCU or the DCEU or whatever the next big cinematic universe is going to be and I just realised no one is talking about the heinleinverse, you grok?

We know it's a rich, 4000 year old multiverse with intersex characters, trans characters, a weirdly diverse cast along ethnic lines as well as gender.

Like we should all be dancing together understanding the universe in fullness.

[neighborhood-goblin]

I love Ted he’s just so iconic all of the time

[widowsresolve]

Consider: Theo Sonborn running around and commenting on how Ted Bronson must have an 8-pack. Ted Bronson must be shredded. 

(‘Have you seen him to counteract what I’m saying? No? I didn’t think so. Yeah, so he stays in the Quonset hut, but it’s definitely in the realm of possibility.’)

No one in the know can quite bring themselves to tell him to stop.