#ted yaps

[norrthie]

ive been thinking about hermitcraft x phighting a lot

oughh go my roblox autism

[norrthie]

i am too stupid for a big boy job

weepy ted using a smoke break as an excuse for a nice ugly sobbing sesh

[norrthie]

OHNO DIED AGAIN

im planning on posting a bit more, not just fan art but my art in general !!!! and more block people ofc. im alive, in therapy and doing well overall :D

sum more under cut ig

hello !!! last couple of months have been pretty rough. problems in uni, HUGE financial debts due to stupid medical expenses and im getting expelled now, but im not giving up! looking for a barista job atm (or retail! i wana sell stationery), dropping out of uni to lift this weight of my shoulders (i hated my degree. oh how much i hated it)

yea something like that!

[dancing-drake]

Okay, rookies. If you end up becoming an MTF operative/field agent, remember that not a single fucking soul has a cool callsign/nickname.

None.

Those are usually a result of a:

1. Funny story;

2. Humiliating story;

3. A funny story when you fucked up real hard and it's still humiliating.

It also can be the result of a peculiar trait of the bearer, e.g. our dear misspelled Agent "UkElele". He literally has an ukulele. He's a fucking bard with a shotgun and absolutely insane charisma stats for a short guy.

As for the other lads out there... Mmmmmhmph. The cooler the name, the more embarrassing must be the backstory of the regal bearer.

Just to set an example, years ago we've got a cat in the barracks and, naturally, gave it a nickname. "Spider" must sound cool, aye? Jokes on you, the cat dined with Christmas tinsel once and pooped sparkly ropes for a week, creating intricate webbings of shit all over the place.

D'you get it now?

And GODS FORBID you lie about the origins of the nickname or try to choose it yourself – you'll be given a worse one.

You think it can't possibly be worse? It can. It always can be.