The SCP Foundation + an original character somewhat inspired by The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
I RESPOND IN CHARACTER unless you see "OOC" tag
But let's try to minimise those.
Don't take anything seriously— the wall will be full of sarcastic comments, satirical sketches, some lore and, perhaps, a couple of comic strips
Tags and the basic character info under the cut –>
#scp rp — communication with other characters
#ted yaps — long posts
#tick talk — short posts
#drarts — sketches by doc
#illustration — artworks by yours truly
#foundation 101 — SCP-themed posts for rookies
This is one man but you aren't supposed to know it.
Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Oh, you won't miss the only teal-haired Brit in the infirmary. Nurses jokingly say this 5'8 twig of a director learnt to run so fast just to escape the huge amount of paperwork stacked in the office of the Medical Department.
Common knowledge:
- Knows the corridors of the Site-518 like the back of his hand
- Despises anomalies, especially humanoids, for personal reasons
- Reluctant to admit that used to do ballet and was a huge geek (comic books)
- Takes care of his hands, would rather kick than throw a punch
- Rarely questions official orders
- Is genuinely afraid of cars and any mention of Dr. Gerald's name
Rumours:
- Had something to do with military or even FBI
- Owns a blog with caricatures [yes, this one]
- Has a restraining order against Dr. Edward Maxwell
- Is a reptiloid undercover
- Fakes British accent to sound smarter
- Owns a dakimakura of Hatsune Miku
- Once prescribed a rookie "a shot of whiskey in the morning" to tolerate Clef's bullshit
- Has written a short guide to playing dead in front of interns
- His hair smells like mint and judgement
Dr. Edward Maxwell
Ted is a rare guest at the site. Everybody knows that the 6'3 jock is an anomaly with those glowing eyes. No one calls him a doctor, hell, people tend to forget he has any degree at all due to the ability to drag three idiots at once out of the training room.
Common knowledge:
- Is known for dragging the injured out of red zones
- Loyal to the Foundation to the bone
- Listens only to the high-ranking personnel of the site
- If Ted's nearby, you're up for a hugging session
- Grumbles when called "Teddy bear", but can't do anything with the clung nickname
Rumours:
- Is a werewolf
- Is terrified of slippers
- Steals Jekyll's phone for shits and giggles
- Once ended up in MTF Zeta-9 "Mole Rats" because of a murder attempt
- Was actually found in a dumpster during a field mission in Scotland
- Sometimes thinks he's Heracles —was occasionally noticed walking through the site in a bedsheet draped like Greek toga
- Is prohibited to get access to cough syrup
- Is prohibited to approach Dr. Henry Jekyll
- Is prohibited to 'lecture' Euclids
- Has a tendency to throw people out of the window. Literally.
- Once was asked to pick up some milk, fetched a cow
- Torpedoed a shark during a mission. No footage found, no comments given.
i dunno i never really thought about it! daddy told me he wanted to name me Annie at first, but mama thought that sounded too white and wanted it to be more Japanese, so they settled on Ani instead. i don’t really see the difference, its pronounced the same anyway!
Good day, fresh biological material, pups and future cadavers.
Perhaps you remember my last homeroom. If you don't—you've probably done some shite that required a healthy dose of amnestics. But worry not. I know a lad who'd gladly tattoo the following lecture on your arse.
So. I've got a fella nicknamed "Snickers". D'you have any ideas why he received such a callsign?
Yes, he runs kinda fast. Not the point.
Defecation? Oh, thank you, Jenkins, but no. He ain't the well-known cat. Though it's definitely getting warmer.
Aaand aye. The chocolate bar. By the way, we do neither wine nor muffins at MeD. I've got KitKats.
Sure. Help yourselves.
And while ye're munchin’... Look, the simplest answer is almost always the closest to the truth. Never invent your patients' symptoms unless you were given some specific instructions to do so.
Does it look like a radiated corpse? It probably is a radiated corpse. Leave the rest to the research team, because you ain't gonna become the next Pathos Crow. Earth-2149's crude rendition of Peter Parker at best. Subtract the cool powers and walking.
Ahem. We already work with various anomalous crap, so try not to make your lives harder.
Pointy ears on me, Vincent. Have I promised to replace O- with Lugol's? I will. Thanks.
Back to Snickers. Look at the screen: a tad sweaty lad is biting on a chocolate bar. In fact, he was offered some pogey bait by a bunch of grateful civilians. All cute indeed until he heard a click.
Such a childish rule there is: don't take candy from strangers.
So easy to follow.
But nooo, we ended up stuck. In the middle of a bloody desert. For two hours, waiting for a bomb squad to arrive. And for another five while they were defusing the damn—
*Crack.*
…
Whoever has pissed is bestowed with a new callsign. Whoever didn't, still check for phthalein caps. I rarely ask for this, pups—… don't swallow.
You good? Very well. Moral of the story.
If it isn't a direct order—think twice. But if I bark "DOWN", you don't ask why, you don't look around to get a headshot...
No.
I want you hit the deck before your neurons fire, because I will be timing you. Every. Single. Drill.
Keep the chocolates. Play Russian roulette with those for all I care.
Like, i'm sorry but why is a twink being called pretty and not ME, I deserve to be praised too. Stupid twink stupid twink I hate you twink fucking twink
seems like thats a common thread sometimes lol!
I've got plenty of stories if you'd like to hear :] whats on your mine, what kind of story are you feeling today??
Oh well if we’re talking about something funny then I need to tell you about the time my watch decided that an active fight was a good place to drop me!
So I’m not gonna sit here and say that I know all of yalls codes or whatever but what had happened was my watch decided to pop me down in the middle of this breach I think? I mean it wasn’t funny at the moment but when I say everything Stopped when I showed up! Like people froze in spot, there was this plague dr lookin guy and everything!
What ended up happening was even more chaos cause no one knew what was going on! I left as quickly as I could because, yknow, not my circus not my monkeys- yknow as I’m talking I’m realizing this wasn’t as funny as I thought- Idk something about the shocked stares was funny though!
seems like thats a common thread sometimes lol!
I've got plenty of stories if you'd like to hear :] whats on your mine, what kind of story are you feeling today??
