#teddy payne

[reaperlight]

Going to Anne and Dan's wedding. Send help...

[stark-stiel]

I watched venom 3 twice and I couldn’t stop thinking about them so have this little sketch that i might render if i end up feeling it 🤗

[susiephone]

ok did anyone think Teddy and Sadie in Venom 3 had a bit of a vibe going on? I fully thought they were gonna kiss at the end

I may need to write fic of these lady mad scientists

[110789angle]

Dr. Teddy Payne-Agony Moodboard

[johannepetereric]

Is a Teddy a legit monsterfucker?

[reaperlight]

Flash: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand dollars?

Eddie [consulting with Venom]: Well, I'm not slapping Venom and he's more than a friend but we would slap Cletus for free.

Cletus [tearing up]: I'm your best friend?

Venom: Hey, if you slap us back do we get two thousand dollars? We could buy a lot of chocolate with that!

Carnage [purring]: An excellent idea!

Teddy [shaking her head]: Idiots.

Sadie: That's why they pay us to be the brains around here.

Lasher: Poor choice of words but I will not eat you.

Sadie: Appreciate it, Lash.

Frances: Baby, get the money first!

Flash: There is no money. It was purely hypothetical--AND they're attacking each other.

Frances: Don't worry, they're just play-fighting. If they were serious there'd be much more blood and screaming...

Agony: NOT IN OUR LAB!

[reaperlight]

Carnage [introducing her cat, Slayer]: She answers to "asshole" and "pspsps." She is a needy little cretin in possession of but one braincell.

Agony: Do you even like this creature?

Carnage: I would die for her. She cannot help it, she is orange like my host.

Cletus: Wait, what?

Slayer: *batting at Lasher's tentacles*

Lasher: She's biting me.

Carnage: She likes you.

[reaperlight]

Eddie: I'm sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff and got distracted.

Venom: I'm "stuff"

Frances: I'm "got distracted."

Cletus: We had sex.

Flash: Can we please keep things professional?

Teddy: As if you weren't letting everyone know about you and Valkyrie last week.

Flash: ....so what are you doing for Christmas? [*waggles eyebrows*]

Sadie: [*choking*]

Teddy: [*splutters*]

Rex: Dealing with you people is like herding cats.

Frances: Sounds like someone's cranky today.

Eddie: How are things with Tyran?

Rex: Fine.

Cletus: ...Trouble in paradise?

Rex: I'm not discussing my personal life with you. It has nothing to do with the mission.

Teddy: Actually discussing how our respective symbiosis is going is well-within our purview--

Venom: Are you validating his needs?

Flash: Yeah, he isn't just a weapon you know?

Eddie: When was the last time you guys had fun?

Teddy: I don't think "fun" is in his vocabulary.