#teddybearparker

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OK GEORGE HAZARD. FRICKIN' GEORGE HAZARD. OH MY GOD. THIS CRUSH HAS BEEN REAL FOR DECADES.

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

Orry is the token handsome guy bc he’s ~Patrick Swayze~ but I see you there George, with your strong jaw and high cheekbones and cute dimples...

[san-pellegrino]

Hey, dumb and random question, but I saw your tags and was wondering if you were Unitarian?

Yes, very. My parents raised me as a UU, and I lov

[fauvester]

You know my faves, but I almost want to change it up for your sake, because I always ask for Sumner or Charley. Umm. Wendy is always a fun little ball of existential dread?

you fucked up a perfectly good keith habersburger lookalike is what you did. look at him, he’s got an existential crisis

[fauvester]

LOOK FRIEND I INTENTIONALLY GOT YOU INTO KYLUX BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ROGUE ONE YET SO I CAN ONLY BE PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

i.... am i more up to date in Star wars than someone who actually watches them? oh my goodness

[fauvester]

I am sorry I am laughing so hard your commentary is amazing.

“someone who has never seen Star Wars provides commentary on a canon-filled prequel”

I actually did really enjoy it a lot. my sister and I agreed that Tarkin was the biggest cutie in it.

[lizzywhimsy]

@teddybearparker This is for you. 

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Are we sending you civil war sin messages? Because if we are then General James Dearing enjoyed biting during sex, and wrote some pretty kinky shit in his letters to his wife lmao

as a rule, Civil War sin messages are always welcome on this blog

and as for Dearing, oh my god…..

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teddybearparker replied to your post “I’ve kept a list of all the dumb things I’ve said this semester and...”

I................ really am curious about this goat thing. Ahahahha.

I honestly have no recollection of Sumner and the goat, I just know it was really early in the morning and I was frantically looking for sources for my paper?? and I think I saw part of a story about him and a goat ??? I will have to investigate this further