six: my muse will send your muse a text not meant for them
[ Tedders ] and then I fucked my psychiatrist on his desk in his home office. Trust me when I tell you it was a religious experience.
[ Tedders ] Shit. Sorry, I wasn’t telling anybody important about that, trust me. He’s my best friend, he won’t say a word.
[ Tedders ] The sex WAS a religious experience though, now you know.
ten: my muse will call your muse to invite them somewhere
“Hey, you’re probably still working but in the off chance that you’re just taking a shit and can’t get to your phone at the moment, I just wanted to tell you I’m playing at a bar tonight for a little while if you wanted to stop by and say hello. It’s not much but it’s a tiny hole in the wall where I can pick up a guitar so...
Anyway, I’d love to see ya but if you’re busy I understand. Let me know if you can swing by, I’ll buy you a drink. Okay...this got really long. Sorry about that. Ah, I’ll just go now before your mailbox cuts me off itself for embarrassing myself.”
eight: my muse will call your’s about an emergency
“Ted, I don’t mean to bother you, I know it’s like...3am but I-I’m not feelin alright, I just...fuck. I feel so fucking useless and I just don’t wanna be around tonight, forget being alone. I just-I look around my place and it’s so fucking empty that it makes it hard to breathe. I’m-I’m not making any sense am I? Fuck, Teddy, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry...” Sounds can be heard of the phone being dropped before the call is terminated.
five: my muse will send your muse a drunk, emotional text
[ Tedders ] taht line in my new sogn “8″ yu kno w the one abot the person that saves me
[ Tedders ] thats you teddy yuo saved me