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✖ ✖ tednet ✖ ✖

six: my muse will send your muse a text not meant for them

[ Tedders ] and then I fucked my psychiatrist on his desk in his home office. Trust me when I tell you it was a religious experience. 

[ Tedders ] Shit. Sorry, I wasn’t telling anybody important about that, trust me. He’s my best friend, he won’t say a word. 

[ Tedders ] The sex WAS a religious experience though, now you know.

ten: my muse will call your muse to invite them somewhere

“Hey, you’re probably still working but in the off chance that you’re just taking a shit and can’t get to your phone at the moment, I just wanted to tell you I’m playing at a bar tonight for a little while if you wanted to stop by and say hello. It’s not much but it’s a tiny hole in the wall where I can pick up a guitar so...

Anyway, I’d love to see ya but if you’re busy I understand. Let me know if you can swing by, I’ll buy you a drink. Okay...this got really long. Sorry about that. Ah, I’ll just go now before your mailbox cuts me off itself for embarrassing myself.”

eight: my muse will call your’s about an emergency

“Ted, I don’t mean to bother you, I know it’s like...3am but I-I’m not feelin alright, I just...fuck. I feel so fucking useless and I just don’t wanna be around tonight, forget being alone. I just-I look around my place and it’s so fucking empty that it makes it hard to breathe. I’m-I’m not making any sense am I? Fuck, Teddy, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry...” Sounds can be heard of the phone being dropped before the call is terminated.

five: my muse will send your muse a drunk, emotional text

[ Tedders ] taht line in my new sogn “8″ yu kno w the one abot the person that saves me

[ Tedders ] thats you teddy yuo saved me

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"You don't like the scruff!?" -Tednet

“Now, I didn’t say I didn’t like it. I’m just...not...fond of dating...homeless people that’s all.”

“You look much more put together without it, I just think you look more handsome clean, that’s all!”

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ship thing for tednet

Who holds the umbrella when it rains: It depends. Garnet usually forgets to grab it before he walks out of the house so since the umbrella is already in Teddy’s hand he’ll hold it but sometimes Garnet will be in a good mood or feel romantic and he’ll volunteer. Sometimes he holds it just so he can purposely get Teddy wet.

Who is the grumpiest in the morning: Garnet by far. He’s grumpy all the time but especially in the morning. He isn’t a morning person at all and has threatened Teddy many times to bodily harm him when awoken too early.

Who worries more when the other is sick or hurt: I feel like Teddy does just cause Garent is so chilled out about everything. Like if Teddy’s fucked up chances are Garnet either knows how to already treat it or he’ll google it. He’s very good at being level headed it tight spots.

Who plays pranks on the other: Garnet probably started it and Teddy wasn’t just going to let him get away with it so he pranked back and they’ve just been engaged in a bitter feud to outdo each other since lol

Who suggests cuddling on the couch first: Teddy lbr he’s needy af lol not that Garnet is complaining one bit.

Who insists on creating nicknames for each other: Well Garnet started it by calling Teddy “doc.” I think he likes calling Teddy little nicknames because it symbolizes familiarity and comfort. 

Who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Depends on who’s had the longer and harder day lol Garnet is a super deep sleeper so he definitely does the thing sometimes lol

Who says “I love you” first: ooh this is a tough one. I’d have to say Teddy? I think he’d get very caught up in finally feeling something again the way he did during their first session and just spit it out and tbh Garnet would probably say it back -weeps silently in the corner

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❖ for our muses to get stuck in a thunder storm - Tednet

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” Garnet breathes, squeezing Teddy’s hand tighter in his. “God, I wish we could just teleport someone else for a while till this fucking storm passed, fuck!” He shouted over thunder clapping once more above. In front of them the TV was blaring, another failed attempt to distract Garnet from the currently triggering weather conditions.

“Fuck,” he mutters again and for a second Teddy thinks he sees actual tears forming in the older man’s eyes. “Come here,” Garnet’s command comes out quieter than he had intended. He tugs on Teddy’s hand so he can pull the younger man onto his lap to straddle him. Garnet then buries his nose into Teddy’s neck and breathes. He inhales the familiarity and focuses on the gentle arms around his neck.

“Fuck,” he lets out one more time but with less distress. This time it’s an exhale of relief.