#tedtrentroy

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

Roy Kent's Bisexual Harem??????

Keeley/Jamie/Roy/Beard/Ted/Trent, or, technically, various combinations therewithin. Rated: E. Chapters: 1/1.

There's a weirdly complicated and apparently Roy-Kent-centered polycule at Nelson Road, and the press have just found out about it.

cannot emphasize enough this is the stupidest thing i've ever written. i'm not sure i could call it "Good" but it might be funny. it's crack by the way nothing about it is serious

[trentcrimmlover]

perfect fucking picture

Roy/Ted/Trent. Rated: E. Chapters: 1/1.

With the help of a little convenient magic the author will not elaborate upon whatsoever, Roy runs a fun little scene that goes as follows: Trent comes his brains out, over and over and over, and Ted isn't allowed to come until the very, very end. They're both completely wrecked by the time that happens. Just how Roy likes it.

this is definitely a like “this isn’t very good and it’s very messy and completely unedited and I wrote it all in one sitting but maybe someone will like it anyway on account of how filthy it is!” sort of impulse write but uhhh enjoy anyway bone apple teeth !