#roybeard

[afcroyjamie]

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

Roy Kent's Bisexual Harem??????

Keeley/Jamie/Roy/Beard/Ted/Trent, or, technically, various combinations therewithin. Rated: E. Chapters: 1/1.

There's a weirdly complicated and apparently Roy-Kent-centered polycule at Nelson Road, and the press have just found out about it.

cannot emphasize enough this is the stupidest thing i've ever written. i'm not sure i could call it "Good" but it might be funny. it's crack by the way nothing about it is serious