No offense to Lord Xenu, but if you wanted to bring trillions of your slaves to an alien planet to ritualistically sacrifice them with hydrogen bombs, perhaps dropping them into active volcanoes isn't the best method. Lava isn't significantly less dense than rock, so a thermonuclear explosion inside a volcano would shield the blast as if it were an underground test. I guess it could trigger an eruption from increased seismic activity, but there's gotta be easier ways to do that, especially considering you have access to the near limitless source of energy that would be required for interstellar travel in spaceships that look like airplanes.
What I'm saying is I don't have nearly as many alien ghosts in my bones as Elron promised.











