Ughhhhhhh just want a pretty monster gf so bad!
Mermaid gf? You know she’s gonna be bringing you shells, and little treasures that she finds just for you. If she’s from colder parts of the ocean, she’d definitely have more blubber on her to keep her warm and oh she’d just look so cute and chubby!
Shadow demon gf who likes to play pranks on you. Always jumping out from the shadows just to scare you. She loves teasing and lovingly bullying you. Definitely mean gf vibes
Satyr gf?! Super fluffy and cuddly! Just a big teddy bear for you! Loves having hedonistic days where you both just graze and cuddle together
A teifling gf! She is always next to you, her tail always on you or wrapped around you. When she’s getting a bit rowdy keep her in check by pulling her by the horn just to look at you. Don’t blame her when she pins you to the wall and starts making out with you.
Orc gf is obviously super strong and likes carrying her puny human. She makes you sit on her back as she does push ups. Loves to pin you down and watch you struggle under her big muscular hands.