#telemachii

[future-king-of-ithaca]

Still can't get over the fact that someone said, "no, we aren't dating, we're bound together forever, like the stars, so fuck you, actually."

And I fucking answered with, "even stars die."

JESUS

[moonlitenvyillust]

I need all of the Antinous' in a therapy circle

I need to see what silly shit they'd vent about

Or the Telemachii

Or both

Alright Telemachus therapy circle;

Therapist: alright everyone, please info dump on what is wrong (or smth idk i never went to therapy)

@bright-side-of-the-moon-tele : I lost my mentor because i banged Antinous... Twice

NMM Telemachus: it was either me or my mother. Their threats are getting crazier everyday. So i took it upon myself to bang them and kick them into my basement to rot

Blind!Telemachus: i was blinded by Poseidon around Ten years back. Athena then showed up and trained me. Not like it did much. I'm blind i cant see shit

@banished-tele : i was banished from my own home and now i live with Antinous. He's my father now. Not the old king

Therapist: 😃😄😃

Antinous therapy circle

*insert a bunch of dead mfs*

[l-l-l-l-legendary]

Just saying chat, Tele will probably spill the secret if you bother him enough wink wink nudge nudge

"WHAT!?- I mean... what secret? I don't have a secret..."

(Please ask questions chat I'm so lonely.)

[squipio]

First it was Telemachii (or the televerse) and NOW there's the Poseidonverse...... it's expanding oh goodness

[future-king-of-ithaca]

Jorge: MERCY? MERCY? MY MERCY HAS LONG SINCE DROWNED!! IT DIED TO BRING ME HOME!!! AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE AROUND??? MY FAMILIES FATE IS LEFT UNKNOWN!!! ALL OF YOU. ARE GOING. TO. DIE.

That same Jorge, a few months prior: I am the monster rawr rawr rawr :)

[l-l-l-l-legendary]

"Hey... does anyone know how to cook? I-I'm making something for a friend, I don't know when I'll see them again, it's kind of like a farewell present!"

[l-l-l-l-legendary]

"Y-You guys wanna hear something crazy!?"

*deep breath*

"SOMETHING CRAZY*

*sobs aggressively*

[future-king-of-ithaca]

telemachii

@banished-tele

@ithacasreigningprince

TODAY WE START AN ARMY