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Me when I get my Circe cosplay -mod note

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I found this on Pinterest and it actually made me laugh

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I’m gonna be so honest, I hope Ilium the musical doesn’t have that much Patroclus + Achilles material. Only because I feel like this fandom will dumb the Iliad story down to Patrocllies when there’s so much more. Like I’d rather see Jorge’s interpretation of the Trojan characters and especially the women ngl.

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Neal Illustrator’s Telemachus doesn’t get enough attention.

My gooner ass probably isn’t the attention they want but regardless lmao.

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“Just because it’s Greek mythology doesn’t mean you can ship nasty things!”

Actually it does. Greek mythology is FULL of “nasty” relationships, incest, sex crimes and everything else but we’re chill with it because it’s well…mythology. In the same manner that you SHOULD be relatively chill with fictional stuff because that is also imaginary. Like the source material itself is worse lmao, it’s wild when a Greek mythos-based fandom ends up attracting so many easily offended and vanilla folk.

Antis learn to read the room I beg of you—

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Filthy frank photo if you’re cool

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As she should. This is actually the correct way to regard men until they prove themselves to not be gross or dangerous. - mod note

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The “Polites and Odysseus definitely had something going on!” Crowd confuses me so much because like—if he was adamant about rejecting Circe AND Calyspo, idk what y’all think glasses pancake had on him

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I mean, that’s the same way we were all watching it