Odysseus (talking to Athena): Thanks, Mom
Athena:
Polites:
Hermes:
Eurylochus:
Penelope:
Odysseus: Why is everyone staring at me?
Polites: You just called Athena mom
Eurylochus: You said;thanks mom
Odysseus: What? No, I didn't. I said;thanks, Athena
Athena: Do you see me as a mother figure, Odysseus?
Odysseus: No. If anything, I see you as a abandonment figure, cause you abandoned me
Penelope: Hey! Show your mother some respect!
Odysseus: I didn't call her mom!
Athena: No, no, no, no, Odysseus, I take it as a compliment
Zeus: It's really not a big deal. I called Hera Mom once, and she's my wife
Odysseus: Guys, jump on that! Zeus has psycho-s3xual issues!
Hermes: Old news. But you calling Athena mommy
Odysseus: Hey, mommy is not on the table here
Posideon: Well, you did call her mom, dude
Odysseus: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here
Posideon: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the mom thing, that happened
Odysseus: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Athena: I believed you-
Odysseus: Thank you
Athena: -son. You want to talk about it later over a sparring match?
Odysseus:
Odysseus, whispering: I'd like that
