#telling puns

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What did the sinner say to Lute?

"Can you give me a hand?"

Lute didn't find this very funny...

Luckily she was disarmed. - 🎀

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Vox tried to take up racing once. He only made i̷t̸ one lap. It was a real short circuit. - 🌈

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"Deer god!"

[Charlie bursts out laughing.]

"That was a good one! You'll have to tell Alastor, he might appreciate a good deer joke.

Now here's one for you. What do you call a venison themed overlord? A Reign-Deer! - 🌈

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Adam died because he was aah! dumb.

He came to raise Cain but wasn't Abel to win on this Eve.-🌈

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oh we're doing Vox jokes now? splendid! i've got one for you.

Vox once claimed that he'd made a chart topping record, so why couldn't he play it?

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all he had was a phoney graph!

Good one, Al! I can only imagine the poor reception Vox would have hearing that.-🌈

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Susan participated in a marathon the other day. Sinners and hellborn of all types were there. She didn't make it very far, she hates to eat and run. It really is a dog eat dog world when she sees a Hellhound, because she's...- 🌈

An ornery old bitch? - 🎙📻

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.-🌈

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great view but no atmosphere.-🌈