#send jokes

[ask-charliemorningstar]

"Deer god!"

[Charlie bursts out laughing.]

"That was a good one! You'll have to tell Alastor, he might appreciate a good deer joke.

Now here's one for you. What do you call a venison themed overlord? A Reign-Deer! - 🌈

[lost-buck]

Winter is bored send send questions, jokes, or stories...

No pressure: @smarterthantonystark @the-winter-soldierr @steve-g-rogers @unofficially-tonystark @valerie-patton @iwasmadetobeasoldier @c0ld-d3ad-heart @ancient-siren

[coeurblood]

I don't want to go home.

My mother in law, after not going to work, notnpaying her bills, only drinking, and getting kicked out of her apartment, is staying with me. She doesn't like me. She's negative. I don't get to be me and I feel on edge all the time. I haven't felt like this in a long time. I don't want to go home.....

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

At times like this I guess the only thing you can do is laugh. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

[istj-infjadventures]

Today is going to be a difficult day for ISTJ and her family. Please send her love and support. Prayers, good vibes, funny jokes, whatever your preferred method--she’ll appreciate all of them. I try to be the best best friend I can be to her, and I would appreciate if you could all be friends to her, too.

Thank you :)

-INFJ

[bofadibeppo]

I'm at my parents house and I didn't bring anything to do while I wait for things to happen pls save me

[catmeme-moved]

send me asks i love when u guys send me asks

[malfhoy]

did u hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? lucky for him it was a soft drink B)

wow. that was pretty terrible but im gonna post it anyway <3 i know 0 jokes sorry. actually i know them and then i forget them like 2 days later :/