Thinking about Telly indulging your voice kink/dirty talking...
When you're getting down and dirty, they'll lean down and murmur all kinds of sultry shit by your ear
Being that they know how to do various impressions, they're bound to find one that makes you weak in the knees.
Got a fictional crush? AMAZING. They're using said character's voice to finally make you cum around them <3
I love the idea that their voice lags and/or glitches when they're close so they also do that
And when they get really, really into it, they drop the rhyming gimmick entirely. ("Now let me just cater to my greatest...fuck, baby, don't make me lose focus...")
Telly's also sooo into watching you masturbate. It's so nice to finally be the one entertained instead of doing the entertaining, like a little TV show of his own ♡
And for you, he loves to do guided masturbation.
Cooing into your ear as you touch yourself and gently commanding your motions, almost purring when you finally come ("good job, pet--keep that up, and you'll break this old tv set."
telly is so underrated 😭💔 I can't find any fics about him and it sucks. So can I request Married head cannons with him? With nsfw stuff too IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE!! Thank you!!
yessss Telly is SUPER underrated!! also combining with this ask: so NSFW under the cut
also I've recently found out that Telly uses They/He and it was patched in a recent update because it only uses He, so my previous headcanons will be edited later to adjust for that
Telly Marriage Headcanons
okay let's start with the wedding itself:
he'll default to what you want, as long as there's some colour involved and some kind of fun performance
but if you let him choose
I'm thinking place is decorated in silver and glossy black, and the wedding party is each person in a solid bright colour
the silver and shiny black reflect the colours
the crowd wears white or black, so it looks like tv static
and the two of you are in something refined and silver or black with pops of colour all over
whether it be on the lapels/seams on a silver/black suit
or bright designs in the lace on a dress
Double preferable for both of your outfits to light up - he's seen it done for costume competitions, they know it exists
then it's a big grand affair
a stage, multiple people lined up to perform for the reception, a big crowd
maybe in a historic movie theater for the ceremony? he's not picky
he doesn't fully cry but he definitely sniffles when he sees you standing across the altar with them
the first look he doesn't even get because Connie and Keyes decided to prank him and get Bodhi to dress up
he was NOT impressed haha
but after the reception, a big party that goes well into the next day?
oh he's SOFT soft
looks at you with stars in their eyes
can't believe his luck and just lays on the bed. staring at you.
as a spouse he doesn't change much from dating tbh
is loud and proud and announces to everyone that you're together
flashes the ring like they're trying to send a smoke signal
constant references to make you laugh
is always with an arm around you
likes to tease and joke around
but sometimes... you'll catch him staring at you the same way they did on your wedding day
and if you ask why they'll just hold you close with a smile, he doesn't really elaborate besides saying some cheesy pickup line or compliment to make you laugh
when he gets older and starts getting grays, the salt and pepper looks like tv static the longer it goes on
always has a lot of hair though, never has a balding problem
NSFW Headcanons
voice glitches out the more wrecked they get
if he isn't realized yet, his hair goes to TV static too
voice will still glitch after realization though I DEMAND it
pubic hair is in a square shape who said that
anyways
has more length over girth
is LOUD and doesn't give a fuck who hears
like, you'll have to put a hand over their mouth unless you want the whole block knowing levels of loud
is big on dirty talk and praise
pretty much as long as they can keep talking
listen. listen. I know it's not for everyone BUT his dirty little secret is that he'd love to have a crowd watch what he does to you
may take that to their grave though - will try and test the waters by gauging your opinions on certain things
^kinda going off of that one, having a mirror there so you can see the faces you make
hates gags, please do not ever make it so he can't talk
I said it before BUT THE VOICE GLITCHING OKAY HEAR ME OUT ITS NECCESARY-
